So my brother just called me a..

[Antheia]

purple nosed pansy wacker.
o.o
Awkward? Yes.
Mean? Slightly.
Hilarious? Oh most definitely.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever said?

The weirdest thing I've ever said was probably...
Helicockter.
I meant to say helicopter...but..uhh...as you can tell..
That was a fail. xD

[Angelic.Demon]

I was trying to Google Earth the old street I lived on, and spelled it "Poussum Trout" instead of the real name. The worst part, my neighbor and brother were there and started cracking up.

xP

[Chu]

XD

I can't think of anything right now, sadly.

Although the nickname of my friend is Clover and I sometimes call her Clovery Ovary. Or just Ovary, but that's usually if I say something like "Oh, is my little Ovary sick?" or "I'm so proud of my Ovary!"

[Antheia]

[Transcendence]

One time I was talking to my boyfriends best friend and i meant to say I suck at bowling and I typed I suck at blowing. he wont let me live it down.

[Vixie]

i was once called a big boobed dimwitted duck person! yes it makes no sense at all!

[Lilykin]

I say lots of weird things. My current "curse" phrase tends to follow the lines of "cruddy fuzzy pickled cheese doodles on a stick."
As for insults, my family usually puts "face" after a word. Like fishface or frog face. It works for us. XD

I have a problem with pronouncing words anyway though. I seem to read them differently from how they're said. Or sometimes I'll switch the beginnings of two words and that can lead to some interesting phrases.

[Torinoko Rie]

Wow. Where on Earth did he even hear that? XD

edit: uhhm I can't really recall of any good foibles or Freudian slips I've made at the moment >.<

[kaishi]

I say a lot of really strange things... couldn't possibly remember them all. One thing I keep saying accidentally that's actually pretty embarrassing is something at work. I'm trying to say "points" but I say "pornts" instead. I try to pretend it didn't happen, but the first time I just started laaaaughing and trying to talk all around it... it was awful XD

[Fallain]

I once told my friend I wished my bigs were boober.

meant boobs were bigger obviously. Doesn't stop her from mocking me for it. 6 years later.

[KatJonson]

the weirdist thing i said was noman ruminals.... stupid school work... I had gotten confused with the work i was doing beacuse i was working on my english which was roman numerials... my friends still laugh at me for it... along with my habit of running into walls.

[sweet]

helicockter?!...man that was nicely done XD

i cant remember what weird things ive said..

[Aaya-Tan]

Well, I say things on purpose to make folks I've said something else.

Like Mother Trucking Son of a Fish!

Say it fast enough around someone barely listening, and see their reaction. I did that in class and my teacher tried to write me up. But I resaid it to her slowly and she couldn't. xD It was awesome.

I have a habit of verbally typo'ing. Seriously, I'll missay easy words, at least three times before I get it right. My brain works faster than my mouth it seems.

[Hiroku]

hmmm. . .

Nuclear flaming albino toilet monkey was a good one I used to use back in my highschool days.

[glimpse]

@Hiroku LOL That's comedy gold right there

@Aaya I've never heard anyone else say verbally typo'ing before! xD But I d that whenever I think of one thing, but end up saying another.

Like instead of "same difference", I decide to say "same thing." I end up saying: "same DING." Sometimes it's really hard to pick up on, but other times it's hilariously noticeable Dx