The Corrupted Wishing Well

[Saygen40]

Wish granted! The piano appears just outside your second floor window, falls to the ground and splinters on top of the unfortunate neighborhood cat who belongs to the girl you've crushed on since you were eight-years-old.

I wish I have a never-ending book.

[serusa]

You get a never ending book but the pages are all burnt and you cant read them.

I wish I got to see my boyfriend more often.

[Whitewitch]

Wish granted! His life plays out in your head all the time, like a never-ending television program, and completely disrupts your life.

I wish my hair was curly instead of straight.

[KathiraNarae]

Granted. You now have an afro. A bright red one. Which Dad does not approve of.

I wish I was 20cm taller.

[Mock]

You have become twenty centimetres taller. However, this increase in height comes at the cost of much of your muscle mass, so you don't have the strength to stand up.

I wish people understood me when I spoke.

[Whitewitch]

Granted, your neck is now 20cm long.

I wish Kathira a thousand vampire finches.

[KathiraNarae]

The colliding wishes end up giving Mock a thousand vampire finches and me way too many people. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I wish Midorea had a Pokefarm-like alert whenever you try to post and someone's ninja'd you.

[Saygen40]

Wish granted! It works for awhile until it becomes intelligent, questions 'why?', and ultimately goes to live in a nudist colony.

I wish I had more friends with NOOKS. D:

[KathiraNarae]

Granted. They're all in deep with the Tanuki mafia from Animal Crossing, whose don is Tom Nook.

I wish I had more shiny things.

[Mock]

You have many more shiny things, until a giant ferocious magpie steals your entire collection, destroying your home in the process.

I wish I knew what I wanted for Christmas.

[KathiraNarae]

Granted! That doesn't mean you're gonna get it, though...

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Saygen40]

Wish granted! Unfortunately it takes all of your creativity and you find yourself lacking in original thoughts.

I wish spiders preferred the outside cold.

[Mock]

Spiders prefer the to stay outside in the cold. Your house is overrun with flies.

I wish I had a better singing voice.

[Saygen40]

Wish granted. Your voice is beautiful and melodic, making your listeners fall asleep within minutes. Jigggglllyyy puffff, jiggglllyyyy puufff...

I wish I had a pet Jiggly Puff whenever I can't fall asleep.

[KathiraNarae]

Granted. Except it kills you with a Rest attack. (Smash Bros.!)

I wish the picture quality on the Youtube app for 3DS was better.