YamiAoiRin
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 Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:38 pm
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| Granted--but then your IM program stops working and crashes every time you try to use it :C
I wish I my back would stop aching ><
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Juneberry
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Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:14 pm
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| Granted, your back doesn't hurt. But you can feel a pleasant breeze on your organs...Wait, where did your back go?
I wish my dad would stop reading out loud.
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Strix Varia
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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 2:53 pm
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| Granted because he has discoverd the joy of books on CD were the speaker reads to him. He playes them out loud 12 hours a day.
I wish I could take the shape of any person I wanted to.
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YamiAoiRin
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:32 pm
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| Granted, but what's with those clothes you're now wearing? When you take that person's form, weird and/or unfashionable clothes also appear on your body.
I wish I could remember everything I read.
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Juneberry
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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:33 pm
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| Granted, but now you can't remember anything unless you read it! Be glad you had to write your name on tests...
I wish I wasn't sick.
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Saygen40
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Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 12:53 am
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| Granted! You take cough medicine and is magically cures your sickness. Unfortunately, you now owe a million dollars to the leprechaun mob boss.
I wish I had a third hand to hold my coffee.
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Sly
Coordinator
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Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 2:40 am
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| Granted, but the third hand actually turns out to be a mutated, latent conjoined twin that has been growing since your birth and is now digging it's way out of your body. But hey, at least you get a cup holder for a bit before your chest is ripped open, no? 
I wish every time I tried to plan something it would work out. 
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Juneberry
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Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:38 am
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| Granted, but this includes those moments where you plan someone's demise in a spurt of anger, and you end up arrested for murder. Amongst other things. But at least you can plan your way out, right?
I wish I could draw better.
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Strix Varia
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Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:50 pm
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| Granted, you can now use your gun to outdraw every single art teacher you have ever had! Not that art teachers are well known for their gun skills.
I wish I could control the weather.
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EveningStar
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Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:26 pm
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| Granted! However, when you try, it causes a massive chain reaction that screws up the weather elsewhere in the world and causes a terrible drought in Asia.
I wish I had the motivation to get off the internet and do my homework. :P
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Juneberry
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Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:30 pm
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| Granted, but now you have no motivation to do anything besides homework ever again...Including eat or sleep! Eep!
I wish I weren't afraid of needles.
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Jingxy
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Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:59 pm
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| Granted, but your lack of fear towards needles causes you to be stabbed by far too many.
I wish I could fly.
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Juneberry
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Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:12 pm
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| Granted, but you flew a little too close to a plane. :/
I wish I understood braile.
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Jingxy
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Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:40 pm
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| Granted, but then Braille became the only thing you could understand.
I wish I could speak Japanese.
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Juneberry
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Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:44 pm
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| Granted, but after you learned to speak it, it became an extinct language.
I wish I could pass my math portion of the GED when I take it.
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