Malverne
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 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:57 pm
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| I travel by slinking, sneaking, or scurrying. Sneaking is when I intend to cause trouble, scurrying is getting away from trouble, and slinking is after I've gotten out of trouble.
Also, every once in a while, I frolick.
No, I wasn't watching you undress. My interests are more in the vein of larceny than perversion.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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miara
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:00 pm
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| o.o
*backs away*
So.. you just got out of trouble...?
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Malverne
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:01 pm
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| Not just. It was a while ago. I slink until I find some more trouble, then I start to sneak. I spend most of my time slinking or scurrying. I swear, I'm harmless. Mostly harmless.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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miara
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:04 pm
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| Hmm...
*inspects Malverne*
You don't seem dangerous...
I suppose I can trust you.
*sits crosslegged in front of you*
I'm Miara, but you can call me Mi.
^^
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Malverne
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:06 pm
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| I'm Mal. I'm not dangerous (at least, most of the time. I make no promises about the time early in the morning before I've had my chocolate milk) and...um...yea. Hi.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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miara
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:09 pm
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| Mmm... Chocolate milk...
So if I watch the news some day see that all of the cows in the world have died and all the milk has gone bad, then I see you walking down the street I should... probably run? XD
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Malverne
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:11 pm
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| Run, but leave a mug of instant hot chocolate. That will lull me into a good mood, then you can tranquilize me or throw a net over my head. Then, put me in a coma until chocolate milk is made available again.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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miara
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:15 pm
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| *takes notes while nodding and 'mmhmm'ing*
GOT IT!
Well, until that day comes... What's your condition that makes you a vampire?
*Listens intently*
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Malverne
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:19 pm
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| Well, I'm not a vampire all the time. Only on new moons,but I have vampiric traits at night. See, I'm also a necromancer (i'm not evil, I swear. It's just a generally misused branch of magic) working hard to keep the zombie apocalypse at bay. the exact story of how I became a quasi-vampire too long and details, but suffice it to say that I find myself burning to a crisp in the sunlight nowadays.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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miara
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:22 pm
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| Well shoot dang. That's kinda really nifty.
I'm not a vampire. =(
Just a pizza delivery girl.
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Malverne
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:23 pm
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| Give yourself some more credit. Pizza is freaking awesome.
I'm stuck in a room during the day, shredding papers or on my computer. Pizza...wonderful
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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miara
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:27 pm
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| Ha, and I make the prettiest pizzas of them all! XP
I guess that's what is to be expected after 2 years at the same place. If my product still sucked.. I wouldn't know why they hadn't fired me. Haha.
Plus, I know how to work people for the biggest tips. ;D
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Malverne
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:30 pm
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| closest thing to a tip I get is finding a dollar bill in one of the envelopes I'm about to shred.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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miara
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:33 pm
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| Haha, well that'd be pretty awesome too!
It's like finding money in pockets!
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Malverne
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:43 pm
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| mm...I guess. Real tips would be nice though.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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