Verance Lilicria
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 Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:03 am
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| Eh, I didn't need those toes much anyway. *cuts them off*
Granted, but now you're deaf. (still no Master Chef for you!)
I wish I had a pretty pretty pony!
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Sly
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:23 am
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| Granted; but it's a pretty, pretty pony...FROM HELL.  It kills and eats you and your entire family. How sweet.~
I wish I wasn't such an insomniac. >.<;;
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Malverne
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:24 am
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| Granted. Now, you can't wake up.
I wish I could get a real job.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Sly
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:34 am
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| Granted. You now have a real job...cleaning out portable toilets. 
I wish I had a car.....
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Malverne
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:04 am
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| Granted. it runs on Triple A batteries and cost 19.99 plus shipping and handling.
I wish these portable toilets didn't stink so much.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Mallora
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:16 am
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| Granted, they've gone beyond "so much" and ventured into the Bog of Eternal Stench.
I wish I had a dime for every time I heard someone say 'I wish a had a dime/nickel/quarter for every time I heard/saw someone do something stupid.'
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Malverne
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:22 am
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| Granted. Unfortunately, so many people say that that the silver in the dimes becomes completely worthless because now there are so many. You accidently throw the entire monetary system into chaos with all of your dimes.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Mallora
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:42 pm
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| I wish Malverne had left me a wish to corrupt.
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Radioactivity
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:23 pm
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| Granted, but his wish was so uncorruptable that you sat there for the rest of your life trying to think of how to corrupt it... (Oh my o,o)
I wish it would stop being so windy!!
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Clarinet
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:06 pm
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| Granted. Now there's no wind and it's as dry as the desert. Wait, you are in a desert.
I wish I could have more of that delicious chicken.
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Verance Lilicria
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:36 pm
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| Granted, now you have so much of it that you get sick of it and can't stand the sight of chicken ever again.
I wish I could play the piano!
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Mallora
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:19 am
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| Granted, you are now the world's worst piano player!
I wish I didn't have to wash dishes in a few minutes.
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Verance Lilicria
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:36 am
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| Granted, now you have to wash them IMMEDIATELY.
I wish I had some delicious strawberries!
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Mallora
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:48 am
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| Granted, they are so delicious you become paranoid that everyone you see is trying to steal them from you and eat them. As a result you go on the lam with nothing and no one but your strawberries for company.
I wish I didn't have to wash dishes at all.
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Verance Lilicria
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:02 am
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| Granted, now you have to wash old people instead.
I wish it was time for dinner.
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