Clarinet
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 Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:30 am
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| Granted. You say the word "something" and can never speak again.
I wish my wings are something different from cicada wings.
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Mallora
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 5:06 am
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| Granted, they are now termite wings and they fall off anyway.
I still wish clothing wasn't so expensive.
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Radioactivity
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:43 pm
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| Granted, but instead of being cheaper people make you exchange food for clothes! Dang, now you're going hungry!
I wish I would tan faster!>
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Malverne
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:23 pm
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| Granted. However, you tan so fast that you barely got out of the sun before you turned into an Oompa Loompa.
I wish I didn't burn in the sun.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Radioactivity
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:26 pm
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| granted but then you freeze in the sun.
I wish I were awesome-er! :o
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Clarinet
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 8:33 pm
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| Granted, except you're still not awesome enough compared to everybody else, who seem to have become more awesome than you.
I wish for this heart thing ---> 
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_Ariana_
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:17 pm
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| Granted, but it boounces so much it shatters and a shard flies into your throat, making you unable to speak for a year.
I wish I could log on to this site more.
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Malverne
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:06 pm
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| Granted. You log in so much that you become the stalker of Midorea, and no one likes you.
I wish my eyes didn't burn so much.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Calypso
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:01 pm
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| Granted. Now they water all the time.
I wish my best friend would talk to me. :'(
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Mallora
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:23 am
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| Granted. They talk so much your ear literally falls off.
I wish for more un-ruined wishes.
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Clarinet
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:38 am
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| Granted, but since they don't exist in the present time you get tons of ruined wishes, and the ones in the future simply undo a few of the bad ones.
I wish I felt great.
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Mallora
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:33 am
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| Granted, you feel great, but you sound dreadful so no one wants to talk to you above a whisper and eventually you have to resort to using a chalkboard to communicate.
I wish for world peace that does not involve Earth or its peoples being destroyed.
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Malverne
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:49 am
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| Granted. Aliens take over the Earth, and take the peoples as their slaves. No one is harmed, but now everyone is a slave to an alien.
I wish my shins weren't so scraped up.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Calypso
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:55 pm
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| Granted. Now your elbows are.
I wish I had ten dollars.
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Radioactivity
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:57 pm
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| Granted but then the world bans $10 bills because too many of them are fake.
I wish it were a perfect day today.
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