killerkitty
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 Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 9:08 am
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| Unfortunately, he made a mistake and some of the humans turned into Twilight vampires. Gosh, that's embarrassing.
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They/Them
O shucks what's up buddy |
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Firekitty
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 2:08 pm
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| Fortunately, Buffy Summers shows up out of the blue, and sets to work putting the poor little abominations out of their misery!
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killerkitty
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 3:40 pm
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| Unfortunately, she got hit by a truck and got killed, leaving the vampires to constantly grow in numbers.
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They/Them
O shucks what's up buddy |
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Malverne
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:45 pm
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| Fortunately, Willow didn't learn her lesson the first time she brought Buffy back, so she did it again
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Clarinet
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:56 pm
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| Unfortunately, Buffy was brought back as a zombie, so now zombies are once more upon the earth. Vampires vs. Zombies!
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Pikmin
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:54 am
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| Fortunately, Harry Potter came along and magicked all the zombies and vampires back to being human, by waving a silly magic wand around.
Worst. Story. Ever.
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JOLLY COOPERATION! |
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Clarinet
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:49 am
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| Unfortunately, Voldemort (gasp) poofs out of nowhere (back from the dead, actually) and turns them into his slaves.
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Malverne
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:22 am
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| Fortunately, Quirrel takes control (in an ironic twist of fate, Voldemort came back with Quirrell on his head) and being the coward that he is, Quirrell runs off to become a monk in the Alps.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Clarinet
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:13 pm
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| Unfortunately, Voldemort's shadow kills Quirrel, and the shadow reunites with its owner so now Voldy is very powerful.
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Malverne
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:58 am
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| Fortunately, the time that Quirrel spent in the Alps was enough time for the Ministry of Magic to track him down, and send Aurors there who took care of ol' Voldy as soon as he killed Quirrel.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Vidd187
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:17 pm
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| Unfortunately with out the threat of Voldy Harry Potter turned to the darkside and is now the ruler of the worlds
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Clarinet
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:33 pm
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| Fortunately, Ginny brought him back to the good side since she's a good girl.
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Firekitty
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:24 pm
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| Unfortunately, Ginny's an awful, annoying character, so a bunch of fangirls killed her and Harry hooked up with Snape instead.
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Clarinet
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:27 am
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| Fortunately, Lucius Malfoy murders Harry and Snape since he hates gay people, and Hermione and Ron take over the world for the better.
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Firekitty
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:41 pm
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| Unfortunately, Hermione soon realizes that she's too smart for poor Ron, and leaves him for Viktor Krum. The divorce agreement states that they should each get half of the world, but they can't agree on who gets to keep Hogwarts, so it turns into a bloody civil war.
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