Malverne
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 Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:34 pm
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| I'd love to go out with you, but you seem to be under the impression that organ harvesters use large scythes instead of small blades. Trust me, slicing open a body is difficult with a blade of a six foot pole. Er, I mean...so I've heard.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Clarinet
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:29 pm
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| I'd love to go out with you, but you have 2 large scythes and a sword, and I'm afraid you might accidentally slice off my head during dinner.
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Calypso
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:40 pm
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| I'd love to go out with you, but I have a bladder infection. X3
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Clarinet
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:45 am
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| I'd love to go out with you, but I think I have heartburn.
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Sly
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:24 am
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| I'd love to go out with you, but I have a hole in my ear and a crack in my butt. *Shot.* 
I really told my JROTC teacher in HS that I couldn't march once because I had "a crack in my a**" after my friend told the same teacher that he had a hole in his ear. xD;
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Malverne
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:54 am
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| I'd love to go out with you but I think your raw brilliance in the field of teacher-excuses would leave me feeling like an idiot.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Sly
Coordinator
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:29 am
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| I'd love to go out with you, but I sense some sarcasm in that last remark; you really think I'm dumb, I know it! There can never be anything between us, I'm sorry. -^-
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Malverne
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:33 am
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| I'd love to go out with you, but you think that I totally don't admire someone who can fool teachers with something as awesome as that.
((seriously...that's awesome. I was homeschooled, so ducking out of class or whatever is impossible for me.))
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Sly
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:38 am
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| I'd love to go out with you, but you seem to have the wrong impression of my "brilliance." Although, I should just let you keep thinking that way. 
(Oh, he was completely unfooled...the teacher, I mean. He just rolled his eyes at me and made me continue on with the rest of the class. xD; I was more trying to be a smart a** than actually weasel out of work anyway....)
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Firekitty
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:06 pm
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| I'd love to go out with you, but I was a good girl in school who would never have dreamed of mouthing off to her teachers, really. And if you believe that one, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
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Vidd187
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:40 pm
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| Id love to go out with you but I dont like to date people who sell stuff that is not theres, you already saled me that bridge
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Titanic
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:28 pm
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| Id love to go out with you, but i dont like grey hair on young people
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Crystal Shards & Wind Lotus Flower are the last two items i need for a new avi. PM me if selling?
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Malverne
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:29 pm
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| I'd love to go out with you, but you aren't wearing any pants. Where would we go?
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Clarinet
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:29 pm
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| I'd love to go out with you, but you're shirtless. What would people think of your abs?
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Malverne
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:31 pm
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| I'd love to go out with you, but you can't understand that I'm trying to get a tan. And they LOVE my abs.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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