Anthropology
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 Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:54 am
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| You receive.... A chocolate bacon cupcake! o:
-inserts human remains-
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Firekitty
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:02 am
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| You recieve: A big, juicy, delicious-looking steak! (Just don't ask what it's made of).
::Inserts a pile of dead leaves::
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Clarinet
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:31 am
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| You receive...an olive. 
*inserts sparkly rainbow and feathers*
(do not] make a flamingo come out of the machine!)
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Malverne
Writer
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:59 am
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| You receive a toucan balancing a rainbow Guinness on its beak.
Insert a Summerfest ticket, a left sock, a dvd player, and chapter twenty three of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
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_________________
I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Clarinet
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:56 pm
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| You receive a mutant bat who is confused by all the things you've put into the machine. It's nearly broken!
*shoves in toucan*
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Malverne
Writer
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:05 am
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| You receive a box of Fruit Loops.
Insert half of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich...on waffles.
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_________________
I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Firekitty
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:08 pm
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| You recieve a green spaceship and a rather worn towel, with a suspicious stain on one corner, and the number '42' hastily scrawled on another in magic marker.
I'll insert a stack of Cable & Deadpool comics, and a stack of yaoi doujinshi.
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Clarinet
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:12 pm
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| You receive a box filled with old newspapers.
*inserts almost emptied box of Fruit Loops*
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Malverne
Writer
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:18 pm
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| You receive a book, a computer in book form actually, in a sleeve with large yellow letters on the front reading "Don't Panic."
*puts in 15 cents, a nail, and the shell of a great-great-great grandfather snail*
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_________________
I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Clarinet
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:33 pm
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| You receive a silver sea slug.
*inserts the sleeve with large yellow letters on the front and a cannon*
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Malverne
Writer
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:36 pm
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| You receive a massive ship full of telephone santizers and barbers and other middle class idiots set to crash-land onto the Earth, thereby completely screwing up the Earth's programming. 42 is NOT the answer...all because you put the sleeve and the cannon in. Nice.
*Insert the head of the Jabberwockee*
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_________________
I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Clarinet
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:58 pm
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| You receive the Red Queen, yelling so loudly that she hurts your ears.
*inserts halo*
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Anthropology
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:14 am
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| Receives a sculpture of a cupid
-inserts a pillow-
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Clarinet
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:27 pm
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| You receive a nice, soft, fluffy bed. *sleeps on it*
*inserts a dolphin coin*
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Malverne
Writer
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:52 am
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| You recieve a very confused dolphin.
*inserts a bowl of hydrangeas*
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_________________
I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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