Calypso
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 Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:03 am
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| Granted. Now your shirt is wet. 
I wish my dorm wasn't so hot. *grabs fan*
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Firekitty
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:29 pm
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| Granted. Now your dorm is located at the North Pole, and your roommate is a hungry polar bear.
I wish for the interview I've got tomorrow to go well and get me a job!
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Clarinet
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:16 pm
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| Granted. Your boss fires you as soon as you walk in the door.
I wish I would stop itching.
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Firekitty
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:31 pm
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| Granted: You no longer have a sense of touch, so it's impossible for you to feel itchy.
I wish my cat would learn to close the screen door after herself (She certainly doesn't have a problem opening it).
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Anthropology
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:17 am
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| Granted: But it can no longer be opened again.
I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
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Firekitty
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:58 am
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| Granted: Now you're immortal, so you can't get sick anymore, but you also have to watch all your family and friends grow old without you.
I wish I could become a famous author.
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Pikmin
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:26 am
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| Granted, you're famous for writing the worst book ever. People in English classes will use your book as an example of how not to write.
I wish I had a swimming pool.
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JOLLY COOPERATION! |
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Clarinet
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:37 am
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| Granted. It's filled with algae, and there's a giant squid, shark, and kraken in it. Worst of all, it's sitting where your house use to be.
I wish for some ice cream.
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Malverne
Writer
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:51 am
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| Granted, but it's melted, and your least favorite flavor.
I wish I didn't have to vacuum the house.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Pikmin
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:34 am
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| Granted, a small, localized black hole appears next to your house and vacuums it all away to.. Wherever it is black holes go.
I wish I wasn't so unfit.
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JOLLY COOPERATION! |
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Clarinet
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:30 pm
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| Granted. You have muscles that are 3 feet wide.
I wish my eyes wouldn't get tired.
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Firekitty
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:33 pm
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| Granted. Now your eye can never get tired, but you no longer have eyelids or the ability to sleep.
I wish I could go to the pool today.
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Clarinet
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:25 pm
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| Granted, except the entrance fee is $100.
I wish I would stop thinking about what I'm thinking about right now.
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Malverne
Writer
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:28 pm
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| Granted. You get Friday by Rebecca Black stuck in your head.
I wish I had a ride to and from a friend's house tomorrow.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Clarinet
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:34 pm
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| Granted. Tomorrow you get into a major car accident.
I wish my foot would stop hurting.
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