Clarinet
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 Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:23 am
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| Granted. All the other stuff in your head is gone too, so now you're dumb.
I wish that mythical creatures were real.
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Sly
Coordinator
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:29 am
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| Granted. The first mythical beast you encounter in the real world is a Griffin; it mauls and then eats you...wow, how fun. 
I wish my roomate would save enough money to pay her half of the bills on time. 
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Pikmin
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:19 am
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| Granted, but she saves up so much money she decides to just move out and not pay them anyway.
I wish I could eat chocolate without getting fat ¬_¬
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Mallora
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:39 am
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| Granted, but now everything else makes you fat. Literally everything, air, trees, cars, monkeys in Brazil, cucumber sandwiches someone else is eating etc.
I wish I wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
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Firekitty
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:26 pm
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| Granted, but you have to turn into a dragon to do it. Now you're all scaley and have to spend all your time gold-farming to afford enough moisturizer. You've also picked up a distinct taste for the flesh of virgins, and you know how rare those are these days, so you're hungry all the time!
I wish I had a sexy demon as my servant.
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Calypso
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:27 pm
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| Granted. He also thinks you are sexy...to eat. Nom nom nom.
I wish my buddeh was still here... 
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Clarinet
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:01 pm
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| Granted. They are still here. As still as stone. Wait...they are stone.
I wish I had a tame dragon.
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Calypso
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:37 pm
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| Granted. It is trained, but refuses to listen to you.
I wish I had my own sword. -pout-
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Mallora
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:48 pm
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| Granted, but it's old and rusty and useless.
I wish I wasn't a dragon anymore.
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Xebi
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:03 pm
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| You're no longer a dragon, but now you're a useless Magikarp (i.e. the Pokemon).
I wish I was three years younger.
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Mallora
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:39 am
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| Granted, you are now three years younger and you feel twenty years older.
I wish Magikarp had something more effective than Splash attack.
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Pikmin
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:34 am
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| Granted, it now has sand-attack. 8D
I wish someone would actually sort out the aches and problems my foot has.
Been to the doctors like 5 times about it now...
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Mallora
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:44 am
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| Granted, they are now sorted alphabetically and cross referenced by bone, blood or tissue condition.
I wish my kitten wouldn't sleep right in front of the keyboard.
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Clarinet
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:47 am
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| Granted. It sleeps on the computer screen.
I wish my dragon would listen to me.
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Pikmin
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:02 am
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| Granted. It listens to your words, but as it can't understand them, it takes them as a sign of aggression and attacks. o_o
I wish I could dye my hair bright red.
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