lexi luthor
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 Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:00 pm
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| the wishing well puke and pelts you to death with nickles quaters and dimes
i wish i had a shiny calculator that only had the #9 on it
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ravebloodnymph
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:01 pm
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| Granted. But this number nine is actually a number six. You were just too retarded to hold it correctly.
I wish that I gained 11 copper for this post.
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Radioactivity
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Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:10 am
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| Granted, but someone hacks your account and steals it.
I wish it would warm up outside. ;.;
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Lunar
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Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:07 am
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| Granted, you've been transported to the depths of hell!
I wish I were back on my uni campus!
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ravebloodnymph
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Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:56 am
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| Granted, but it has turned into a ruin of rubble and wounded students, due to satan being angry at them for being so damn awesome.
I wish I could freaking talk.
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Reika
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:31 pm
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| Granted. You now freaking talk. However, no one wants to converse with you because your are freaky when you freaking talk.
I wish that my fingernails weren't so messed up.
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ravebloodnymph
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:07 pm
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| Granted. However, now that they aren't messed up, they are the sexiest fingernails ever and everyone steals them from you...leaving you with bloody messed-up fingers. Ew.
I wish that my parents weren't so miserable.
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Reika
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:52 am
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| Granted. They are now so happy-go-lucky and peppy and positive and oblivious of all other suffering that it pisses me off so much I grab bucketfuls of all the parasites in the world and stick them in. Sorry, no offense to your parents lol.
I wish I didn't feel disgusted about eating bugs because they are a cheap and plentiful sustainable resource as well as nutritious and there are many different types. They also take less energy and food to produce than meat like cattle, pigs and chickens. EAT BUGS, EVERYONE 
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Sly
Coordinator
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 8:04 am
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| You're not disgusted anymore, but everyone else is; they vomit profusely into your buggy dishes, and you starve to death. 
I wish I knew what that sound in the other room was. >.>;
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ravebloodnymph
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:50 pm
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| Granted. Turns out, that sound is Death knocking on your door. A moment of silence for Sly. v.v
And now for my wish. I wish that the corrupted wishing well were no longer corrupted and was simply a wishing well.
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Reika
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:10 am
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| Granted. The wishing well is simply a wishing well.... but it is no longer the wishing well that grants wishes. It is the genie that lives at the bottom of the well that takes on the wish granting, and it loves to corrupt wishes.
I wish that the next post contains only five words, but those words can be repeated as many times as needed.
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ravebloodnymph
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:23 am
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| Granted. I wish for gold.
I wish for gold.
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Reika
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:12 pm
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| LOL. Granted, You get gold. Pure gold bars upon bars of beautiful, dense, malleable gold. But that's it. You get nothing else. No more air, sustenance, company, anything. Too bad. But least you got gold.
I wish I wasn't so lazy that I forget to eat lunch xD
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ravebloodnymph
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:44 pm
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| Granted. Now you are fat. AWESOME.
I wish that the wish below me didn't get corrupted.
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Breaker-Lim
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:35 pm
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| The wish below you is nonexistant, so it goes back to you by default. Okay, I grant your wish of non-corruption, but wait! I get to corrupt your wish by simply corrupting it. Enjoy your logic bomb.
I wish it was the end of the school year so I could go off to college sooner.
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