monk115
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 Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:53 pm
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| Granted. However you get bored and kill yourself.
I wish i was on broadway
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Fish
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:50 am
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| Granted. You walk out on stage and get pelted with perfectly good tomatoes. Those food wasters. D<
I wish I had skillz.
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monk115
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:25 pm
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| Granted. You now have the skill to fart on comand.
I wish i could dye my hair.
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MorteGamii
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:12 pm
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| You're granted the ability to dye your hair, but all the dying causes it to fall out!
I wish I had a monkey.
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Sly
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:16 pm
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| Granted. But the monkey goes berserk and starts throwing poo at everyone nearby. 
I wish it would be slow at work tonight....
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Radioactivity
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 7:23 pm
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| Granted, but then it starts being slow every night and eventually the company goes bankrupt because they aren't making any money and you get laid off.
I wish I didn't burn my tongue every time I have coffee. T_T
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Sly
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:23 am
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| Granted, but now all coffee you have will ALWAYS be ice cold.
I wish this paper due next week would write itself. 
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Radioactivity
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:47 am
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| Granted, but then the paper does such a terrible job at writing itself, you fail anyways!
I wish I could read faster!
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killerkitty
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:01 pm
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| Granted, but you read so fast that you don't absorb anything you read.
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Sanzoskitten
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:57 pm
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| Killerkitty didn't wish for anything outloud but it was still granted and it turned out REALLY bad.
I wish for something interesting to be on t.v.!
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monk115
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:58 pm
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| Granted. However. The most interesting this is a movie that kills you when you watch it. YOU watch it and therefore wind up dead.
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Sly
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:36 pm
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| I wish monk had made a wish. 
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Sanzoskitten
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:48 pm
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| LOL
Granted, but Monk's silent wish was so awful it destroyed us all.
I wish we were back.
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KoyiTar
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:55 pm
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| Granted but then we all go away again
I wish I had money.
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Sly
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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:11 pm
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| Granted, but it's Monopoly Money. 
I wish my boss would get fired. 
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