After enjoying delicous chow mein, I reach out and grab the Fortune Cookie. Cracking it open, I slide the fortune out, only to read 'That wasn't chicken"...I look down to my plate in disgust, the dinner slithering back up my throat.
(There's a fortune cookie picture based off it, I was just giving its summary! )
I reached into the bag of fortune cookies and cracked it open to find a fat piece of paper inside it. "Distance isn’t for the fearful, it’s for the bold. It’s for those willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love. It’s for those who know a good thing when they see it, even if they don’t see it nearly enough."
... wtf?