Martyr
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 Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:05 pm
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| Granted, but your unable to spend any of it.
I wish I had the new relics.
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Aileen Lightbearer
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:45 pm
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| Granted, but your computor crashes and you lose all your passwords and can't get back into Midorea.
I wish I could find a decent online version of Holding out for a Hero
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Bright Bianca
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:32 pm
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| Granted, but you somehow lose your hearing.
I wish I wasn't such a newbie here. 
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Aileen Lightbearer
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:51 pm
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| Granted, but then the internet collapses and you don't get to brag about how you aren't a newbie anymore.
I wish I could think of a last line for my song.
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Martyr
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:31 pm
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| Granted, but it ruins the song and destroys your career.
I wish I could write a best-selling novel...
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Radioactivity
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:22 pm
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| Granted, but an evil dictator doesn't like how your book makes people feel so he orders all copies of it in the world to be burned!
I wish I were allowed to have a dog in my house.
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Martyr
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:24 pm
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| Granted, but the dog is so huge and eats to much that you have no choice but to either starve or give it away.
I wish I could be paid for doing nothing all day long...
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Radioactivity
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:32 pm
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| Granted... But then you get so fat from doing nothing all day, you suffocate in your own endless fatness.
I wish I could swim like Michael Phelps.
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Martyr
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:51 pm
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| Granted, but you end up having a horrific accident and are confined to a wheelchair.
I wish I could end world hunger...
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Radioactivity
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:08 am
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| Granted, but all the food the people are given is poisoned. They feel full for a small time, but then they die.
I wish I didn't have to work today.
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Martyr
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:56 pm
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| Granted, but then you lose you're job and can't get employment ever again.
I wish I could time travel...
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Aileen Lightbearer
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:44 pm
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| Granted, but you get eaten by a dinosaur.
I wish I could think of a plot twist.
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kajiko
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:25 pm
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| Granted, but it involves the destruction of all your caracters.
I wish it would rain.
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Radioactivity
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:37 pm
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| Granted, but it never stops raining, and eventually the entire world gets flooded.
I wish for seasoned fries. =D
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Aileen Lightbearer
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:01 pm
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| Granted, but they're seasoned with chili peppers.
I wish my butt wasn't numb.
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