Matt the Merciless
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 Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:30 am
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| Granted, but you can't actually control where you teleport
I wish I could pull off skinny jeans. . XD
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setsu
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:58 pm
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| Granted, but now there is a disastrous event that causes there to be no more skinny jeans ever. Even existing ones are hunted down and destroyed.
I wish that my little brother would do his chores without me having to threaten to turn off the internet
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Jordyn
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Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:43 am
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| Granted, but now that you've introduced him to the real world he made friends and is never home to do the chores.
I wish I could delay the fall semester another month.
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setsu
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Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:23 pm
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| granted, but it's only delayed because of a national disaster, putting everyone's lives in danger.
I wish I wasn't sick today..
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Jack Hemming
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Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:30 pm
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| Granted, you aren't sick today but you're going to be sick tomorrow and three times worse. D:
I wish my internet wasn't lagging...
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setsu
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Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:36 pm
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| granted, but now your internet moves way too fast and sentient, so it changes webpages too fast for you to even read anything.
I wish I could sing better.
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Jack Hemming
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Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:51 pm
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| Granted, you can sing like a star but everyone in the world has gone deaf.
I wish my kitties would stop having babies.
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tavis harts
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:21 pm
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| Granted. Too bad all the other cats in the world died. Looks like they will go extinct.
I wish I had an archery range.
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Weaseldale
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:40 pm
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| Granted, but you had to sell all your bows and your best arrows to afford it.
I wish I had a smoothie.
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I am Lady Sprinkles.
Uni has swallowed me whole, in more ways than one, sorry guys. Feel free to PM any questions (or nonquestions {or anything else, no limits here}) you have, although I don't know when I'll get to them since I'm barely on atm. |
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tavis harts
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:56 pm
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| Granted but you never specified the age. Have fun with grandpa quick draw.
I wish for a troop of satyrs.
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neomattlac
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:03 pm
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| Granted. They trample you and you are left paralyzed forever.
I wish I was Chuck Norris. XD
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Send me your drawings of ducks.
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Athilea Majiri
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:15 pm
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| Granted, but you are baby chuck norris.
I wish that I had something cool to wear.
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tavis harts
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:43 pm
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| Granted. Enjoy your ice bikini.
I wish I had a large down pillow.
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Aileen Lightbearer
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:12 pm
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| Granted, but some psyco is trying to smother you with it.
I wish I had a cat.
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