Kitty Rayven
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:49 pm
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| Fortunately, your country is a lot like Beverly Hills, where pink pets are normal, so nobody even does a double take.
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Lux-Vertas
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:19 pm
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| Unfortunely You get kicked out of the Community for not eating Caviar
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"It has to do with a bizarre concept called democracy, in which ruling power is given to whoever is most skillful at directing the herd instincts of the largest masses of their most ignorant citizens." Nom Anchor, somewhere in the NJO Books... |
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Jurinjo
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:18 pm
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| Fortunately you've been promoted to CEO of a caviar company.
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Iregyura
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:17 am
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| Unfortunately, the stock markets crash... 
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Kitty Rayven
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:16 am
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| Fortunately, you receive notice your long lost RICh auntie passed on(so sad) and left you everything....so you use your newly aquired riches to put the company back on track.
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OPALNYX
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:25 am
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| Unfortunately your relatives have decided that they want some of your good fortune so they are taking you to court for a cut of your long lost aunties possessions and money.....
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Lux-Vertas
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:32 am
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| Fortunetly the judge rules in your favour!
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"It has to do with a bizarre concept called democracy, in which ruling power is given to whoever is most skillful at directing the herd instincts of the largest masses of their most ignorant citizens." Nom Anchor, somewhere in the NJO Books... |
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Vidd187
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:06 pm
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| unfortunetly your realitives kill you at dinner the next night.
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| _________________ The orginal muse for naked day |
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Exrael
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:04 pm
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| Fortunately, your supposedly dead grandpa turns out to be somewhat alive, and a zombie ruler living under your dining room at that, and you are resurrected while the rest of your family falls victim to his horde of zombies.
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Kitty Rayven
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:23 pm
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| Unfortunately, even zombies can be greedy, and they demand a hefty payment for their services. (what? a FREE all you could eat buffet wasn't good enough?)
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Tsemara
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:48 pm
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| Fortunately you know of a necromancer that could bring you back to life, to get you out of paying the fine.
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Wolf at heart.
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| Hang on...you went to attack a coyote...with a KATANA?! Dude, that's so badass. |
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Seirios
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:12 pm
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| Unfortunately, the ritual to bring you back got interrupted by the Zombie debt collectors and now you got transformed into a rat.
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Tsemara
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:22 pm
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| Fortunately, this allows you to escape undetected.
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Wolf at heart.
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| Hang on...you went to attack a coyote...with a KATANA?! Dude, that's so badass. |
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Vidd187
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:03 pm
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| unfoetunetly your escape is cut short when you are eaten by a cat
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| _________________ The orginal muse for naked day |
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Kitty Rayven
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:27 am
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| Fortunately, human/rat gives the cat heartburn and it hacks you up like a hairball before you start to digest.
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