Lol. Well you found a pretty great place. Heck we are even having our one year anniversary event going on!
If you need help getting your self settled into the site, feel free to look up all the good stuff one needs to know in the Help Center thread. It really helped me out, and should answer all the basic questions.
If you want someone to chat with while you get settled, feel free to ask me. I almost never... shut up xD So you can earn quite a nice bit of silver talking away with me.
Uni has swallowed me whole, in more ways than one, sorry guys. Feel free to PM any questions (or nonquestions {or anything else, no limits here}) you have, although I don't know when I'll get to them since I'm barely on atm.