Tsemara
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:42 am
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| What is something nobody ever expects?
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Something you'll never find.
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Wolf at heart.
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LadyTTs
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:43 pm
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| What is world peace?
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At the bottom of a bottle of Coke.
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Maverik
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:58 pm
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| Where did you find your neighbor's pet tarantula?
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LadyTTs
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:36 pm
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| The Answer Is:
fried green tomatoes.
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Kira Bella
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:29 pm
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| What is the name of an old movie that I watched last week?
Fourty Two and a half.
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Not sure what to Quest
Anyone Miss Me? <3 |
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LadyTTs
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:32 pm
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| What do visitors get when they land on Fantasy Island.
Answer is:
ill-fitting trousers and chocolate ice cream.
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Tsemara
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:52 pm
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| What are two things that eventually become close friends when one is in the company of young children?
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Exploding teeth.
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Wolf at heart.
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| Hang on...you went to attack a coyote...with a KATANA?! Dude, that's so badass. |
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Maverik
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:59 am
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| What's the best way to describe your last visit to the dentist?
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Complete and utter incompetence.
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Lux-Vertas
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:31 am
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| Question: A crime that many think now that sould be faced with death, if you are a banker?
Answere: A Pratt!
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"It has to do with a bizarre concept called democracy, in which ruling power is given to whoever is most skillful at directing the herd instincts of the largest masses of their most ignorant citizens." Nom Anchor, somewhere in the NJO Books... |
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Tsemara
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:34 pm
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| What will Percy Weasley forever be in the minds of Potter fans despite his attempt to redeem himself in the last book?
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Random giggling.
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Wolf at heart.
| Malverne wrote: |
| Hang on...you went to attack a coyote...with a KATANA?! Dude, that's so badass. |
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LadyTTs
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:57 pm
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| What do you get when a blond can't think of anything to add to a conversation among intellectuals?
Answer:
hyperactive
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Lux-Vertas
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:27 am
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| Question: What no leader of a nation should be!
Answere: 83%
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"It has to do with a bizarre concept called democracy, in which ruling power is given to whoever is most skillful at directing the herd instincts of the largest masses of their most ignorant citizens." Nom Anchor, somewhere in the NJO Books... |
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killerkitty
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:37 pm
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| Question: How much chance do I have of keeping my hair the way it is within the next few weeks?
Answer: Global warming!
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Tsemara
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:39 pm
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| What is a disaster that threatens our planet that few people believe in?
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Long hair.
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Wolf at heart.
| Malverne wrote: |
| Hang on...you went to attack a coyote...with a KATANA?! Dude, that's so badass. |
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killerkitty
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:46 pm
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| What do I have on my head?
The web.
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