Alone in a room with _____.

[Yaneci DeNovi]

Charge him a fee for access to my table of goodies.

You are in a room alone with The Tick. What do you do?

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LUF: Nope, never. *goes to google it*

[Tsemara]

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!! Uh, yeah. I'd compliment him on his awesome battle cry and see if he would help me come up with a random one.

Alright. You're locked in a room with a large book. It sounds like muffled voices are coming from it. What do you do?

[Yaneci DeNovi]

Open it up and find a portal to another world, one based on the average RPG game.

You turn on your shower tap, but instead of water a neon pink blob alien pours out. What do you do?

[Tsemara]

I would probably put my clothes back on and then poke at it.

Now you're in a room with an annoying person who wants you to take their survey.

[orangexsodaxwolf]

I would sit down and take his survey, then grab a lighter and ruin all his papers making him have to start over. He would leave in a stream of tears and frustration >:]



Now your alone with Godzilla.

[Tsemara]

I would probably freak out at first, but after the initial shock, I would probably try not to be eaten. If I can manage that, I would climb up to his head and ride him around like a Rent-A-Zilla.

Now you're in a room with a magnificent parrot that is trying to engage you in conversation.

[orangexsodaxwolf]

I would quickly grow board of hearing "Who's a pretty birdy" and "I'm home!" and roast the bird for dinner.

Now your stuck with a nice Vacuum Salesman who needs to sell just ONE more vacuum to get a promotion.

[Tsemara]

I would kindly ask him to leave. We don't use them in my house.

What would you do if you in a room with giant chocolate bunnies?

[DeathKitten]

I'd be trying to get out... fearing they'd come to life. If there weren't any doors or windows, I'd probably end up in a corner... until I got hungry.

What would you do if you in a room with... a Gargantuan Slug of Doom!?

[Lux-Vertas]

Find some salt!

what would you do if you were locked in a room with a large clock ticking down from 24 hours?

[Tsemara]

I'd probably stare at it for a bit. Then I'd get bored and pick the lock to get out to do something else.

You are now locked in a room, with dark lights and horror movies soundtracks. You don't know where the door is, and you think someone is lurking in the shadows. What do you do?

[OPALNYX]

I would stand up and open my eyes then turn the music off and tell my brother to get out of my room and give me back my key.

You are now locked in a room, there is this strange light coming in through the curtained windows. You sit transfixed as the light brightens and the temperature of the room increases exponentially. What are you going going to do?

[Raezarin]

Burn the curtains, they're hideous. It'll also show the invading force that we do indeed have good taste so could they kindly stop burning my lawn, please and thank you?

You are stuck in a maze. To the north is a beautiful unicorn. To the south is a corridor. To the west is a locked door. And to the east is an angry swarm of flying piranhas. What are you going to do?

[Miyani-chan]

Oh oh oh! I walk down the north path that leads to the unicorn, and befriend it! Then I persuade it to eat the piranhas, for my own entertainment. :3
....Then I give it some medicine and ask the unicorn to bust down that locked door. xD

What would you do if you were locked in a room with a person who complains constantly, and they begin to complain to you?

[OPALNYX]

I would calmly take out my noise cancelling headphones and attach them to my MP3 player and sit back and nod as though i am listening.

What would you do if you where locked in a room with your most hated teacher who was insisting that they give you every test you have ever taken again?