Spoil the wish>>game!!!

[Cosmic]

Wish Granted:
You go off to battle a monster in a far away land, but courage wasn't the only thing you needed to beat this monster, Sadly you died in battle.

I wish everything I tried at I succeeded.

[glimpse]

Granted, but you stopped trying to do things.

I wish that I'd wake up early tomorrow

[Angelic.Demon]

Granted, but you wake up after 2 hours of sleep and can't fall back asleep

I wish I could be at the beach ._.

[MelancholyMelody~]

Granted. You are now a dead jellyfish that washed up.

I wish mah mommeh wasn't poorly. ;^;

[Tsuralin]

Granted, but you hardly ever see her, as she uses her riches to travel the world.

I wish I could afford another abjd...

[MelancholyMelody~]

Lol. Nu I meant ill. teehee
omgimnotpoor. ;A; I'm not rich either though. D':
Lolz.

Anyways, you get your BJD, but it comes alive an' kills yew. Bad times.

I wish I could control the weather!

[glimpse]

Granted! The government captures you to control global warming [yes that makes sense LOL]

I wish I was famous! * o*

[Lux-Vertas]

Wish Granted, But Fame turned to Infamy and you die in two years time of a mixture of drugs and sex...

I wish I gave a damn about turning 21 on sunday!

[glimpse]

Granted! But now you're needlessly worried about growing older and develop severe anxiety Happy Early Birthday, btw

I wish I could find batteries for my flashlight ; ;

[MelancholyMelody~]

Granted. But now you can't find your flashlight.

I wish for the ability to turn things into chocolate!

(Happy early birthday from me too Lux! )

[glimpse]

Granted, but then you accidentally turn yourself into chocolate and melt D:

I wish I had an awesome haircut :O

[Lux-Vertas]

Granted, but you suddenly become bald after the hairdresser mixed up the shampoo and hair removal cream

(Aww, thanks you two, I'm partly not giving a damn because my family had gone overbored!)

I wish I was a Jedi

[MelancholyMelody~]

Granted. Unfortunately not everyone is cool with your new choice of religion and lifestyle, and you get Jedi-bashed.

(Lols. You're very welcome! Aww, it's 'cause they love you! Wait, is there gonna be a lot of booze, because maybe they just love booze?
Anyways, sparkles~ )

[glimpse]

(Hahah, poor Jedi. xD I think all families are a little crazy, especially around birthdays!)

I grant Mel's secret wish for booze. Unfortunately, she gets drunk and falls down a flight of stairs.

I wish I was born on the fourth of july~

[MelancholyMelody~]

Oh lol. I did forget the wish. >.>

Good improv, glimpse. Lmfao.

Granted, but now your birthday is overshadowed by the festivities of the Super Yay America Day (should be renamed to that, srsly, it even rhymes and captures the spirit). Then squirrels attack you and bite you and they are radiotactive and you become a super heroine but the same as Spider-Man in that people just don't get you and you cut yourself.

I wish for a taco.