The Zombie Stabicorns and the Random Events [OPEN]

[x_lilmissNINJA_x]

Alright, here's the deal!
This is a totally random rp!
You could be talking spork, an evil unicorn called a stabicorn!
A brave little toaster!
Anything goes and is only limited by your imagination!
Now, of course it has to make some sense, but, not much.
As long as we understand what your saying, it's fine.
And try to use good grammer and spelling.

[x_lilmissNINJA_x]

[x_lilmissNINJA_x]

Reserved

[x_lilmissNINJA_x]

reserved

[Maeve]

Oh, a random place! Love that ^^

Username: Maeve

Characters name: Willie

Specie: Leprechaun

Age: 180 (still looks like a about forty years old little man)

Description/ image: Willie has the almost standard leprechaun look: he is about a foot and a half tall, with messy reddish hair and beard. His skin is of a pale white shade, and he has vibrant green eyes. Unlike the other leprechauns, Willie prefers dark clothing to green ones, and will normally be seen with a white shirt and a black jacket, black short pants hanging to a black leather belt with a shiny golden buckle, white stockings with shiny black shoes and a black top hat.

Personality: Willie is bad and greedy. Though it has always been a known fact that leprechauns were quick to anger, Willie will probably get the prize for being the worse ever leprechaun. He has a really short temper and will fight with anyone, even if they are twenty time as large as him. He is also really, really greedy, and the only love of his life, except for a good cold pint of beer, is his gold... or anyone else gold, for that matter. Willie is attracted by shiny objects and will do anything to get them. Anything. Don't be fool and go think he is just a drunk little dwarf with no life, 'cause Willie also loves to gather another type of valuable, knowledge. He has travelled through many places and has learnt a lot, even if he doesn't show it. Oh, and for some unknown reason, Willie hates clovers, especially four leaves ones. He will promptly destroy anyone he sees in any way he can.

Bio: Willie grew up in a normal leprechaun family, learning that gold was important and that beer was too. Friends, however, were not, 'cause they will only try to abuse you and steal your beloved gold when you're not watching them. When he was old enough, Willie left his family in search for his own place to leave... and in the meantime, he tried to gather as many treasure as possible. Though, Willie never really found a good place to settle, as he is always searching for more wealth.

[x_lilmissNINJA_x]

(Accepted!
But can we not start until at least one more person shows up?)

[Maeve]

((Sure! I'll wait till someone else apply...))

[MelancholyMelody~]

o hai. I'll join! ;D
username: MelancholyMelody~
characters name:
Dhoskephutaugac-thalegoth Ddd-uathnygngnanscharugotuagnaqusUr`catlzot A'lzhathailLazota. Or Scharu for short.
species: Uknown. Probably demon. From space.
age: 932929483. Appears like...10.
description/image: >>Link - omg click meee<< Maybe a little younger looking and with curly hair. :3
personality: Here are some details:
Occupation: Whatever the hell she feels like.
Likes: Pretty dresses, toys, sweets, flowers, music, dancing, drawing, baby animals, blowing shit up, murdering, raping, pillaging, corrupting.
Dislikes: Anything that pisses her off. You.
Favourite fruit: Strawberries.
Favourite Band: Cannibal Corpse.
Least Favourite Art Movement: Modernism.
Favourite Sex Position: She may be like a bazigillion years old but she looks TEN for Christ's sake. Why you sick son of a--
bio: Nobody knows. Not even her. She just does whatever and then forgets it all in like a second. Oh, but she's pretty sure one time she fed a nazi to an emu, or at least she likes to brag about it.

[x_lilmissNINJA_x]

(Yay! Now that we have another person, we can begin!)

Butterfly Bumpkin, the most evil unicorn in the history of ever, was on a leprechaun hunt. Her horn was sharpened to a deadly point, and her mouth foamed with blood.
She jabbed her way through the clover fields of St.Paul, Minnesota, waiting for the little green people who tasted strangely like mint smoothies to come out to play.
And by play, she ment become her dinner.
And by become her dinner, she ment she would eat them with a delicous cream sauce.
For dinner.

[Maeve]

((YAY! Time for Ol' Willie to show up!))

Willie was walking through a little group of trees, which for him looked like a forest. As he finally got out of it, he realized he was in the worst place ever: a clover field! He started to mumble, his face getting red, some sweat drops appearing on the side of his head. "DAMN CLOVERS!" he said, suddenly charging the field like a mad bull. He jumped on the nearby clover, reducing it into clover mash. He then ran on a couple, hitting some with his little fist, trying to destroy them all, not realizing the strange unicorn he was just running into...

*BONG!*

His head knocked unto the unicorn's left leg, sending poor Willie to the ground, little stars flying around him, shocked.

[MelancholyMelody~]

Scharu was riding along on a magical cloud, passed out. Suddenly she woke up to a racket below her. The cloud ground to a halt and she jerked upwards, rubbing her eyes. "Oh man..." she looked down, yawning. "What the?! When the hell did I end up on a freakin' CLOUD? The hell is this shi-- huh?" Looking down she noticed a bottle of Jack Daniels sitting beside her feet. It was empty. "Ohh, ho ho, better get rid oooof THIS!" She took the bottle and dropped it down, watching it fall happily, waiting for the smashing of the glass against the ground. Little did she know that the racket that had caused her to jolt awake was a murderous unicorn and a seemingly equally murderous leprechaun. "What the fu--?!"

Before she could finish her profanity it was too late, the bottle had landed on the unicorn's head, only to bounce off and crush the leprechaun into the field of clovers she was apparently hovering a good twenty feet in the air above. She couldn't help but laugh at the wondrous scene, but sadly, the leprechaun was far from dead, and unluckily for her, he seemed mighty angry. "Uh-oh!" She lay back down on the cloud, pretending she wasn't there, hoping no one would notice.

[Kuma]

Just as Willie was getting up from the shock, "something" fell on him, throwing him back to the ground. This time, Willie quickly jumped back on his feet, looking for what had hurt him. "A bottle, eh?" he said, his voice half-angry, half-surprised. He then looked up, wondering where that thing could have come from. A cloud seemed to be closer to the ground than the others, but it was just a cloud, right? A cloud didn't drink, and therefore it couldn't throw empty bottle on people. Except if...

Before ol' Willie could finish is thought process though, he remember the bottle had only caused the second hit. He looked up one more time, noticing the first thing he had hit, and taken for a small tree at that time, was in fact the leg of a unicorn... a strange unicorn, with bloody foam around the mouth and an apparently really pointy horn... "Hey, you! Yes, you, the big white pony! What the hell did you think you're doing, throwing liquor bottle on people?!?"

[x_lilmissNINJA_x]

The stabicorn looked down, glaring.
B.B. craned down, giving it a strange look.
"How could I hold a bottle? No hands? Hello?" She snorted, jabbing her horn at him.
"But you look like you want to join me for lunch."
It replied, looking up. It's horn pierced the low cloud, stabbing something on the other side of it.
"When did I get so tall?"

[SasorizaKitty]

Okay, I have to join this madness.

username: SasorizaKitty
characters name: Argharna Reule, or simple Argh
species: Werewolf
age: Unknown
description/image: Something akin to: http://www.werewolfcalendar.com/webpicoct.htm He has pitch black fur and glowing red eyes.
personality: Argh isn't your typical werewolf. Yes, he is very large, standing at 7 feet tall when he is walking upright. And yes, he has dangerously long claws and fangs. And, of course, his eyes glow red and he sometimes drools. But Argh has never really fit into the typical werewolf category. Instead of killing, he prefers flower-picking. And instead of hunting elk, he likes to visit the petting zoo. Need I really say more?
bio: Needless to say, because of Argh's strange ways, his pack kicked his tail out as soon as he could fend for himself. It seems most werewolves can't stand flower-picking pansies. He has been on his own since then.

[Weaseldale]

username: Weaseldale

characters name: Lenny

species: Half Human, half Pokemon. Pikachu to be exact.

age: Who knows?

description/image: Something like: http://paradisepapillons.com/CiarraDiaz/images/Pikabitch.png, except she's only three feet tall and doesn't wear that. She wears black jeans and a white shirt, which you can't see, with a black jacket. She has that weird red thing on her head, only it's black. She also has black shoes and gloves. And yes, she had to get all of that custom made.

personality: Lenny was a rebel among the wild Pikachu who raised her. Always late for meals, never playing by the rules. She never listened when they told her to stay away from humans. She has all the powers of a Pikachu, and her favorite past times include electrocuting humans, starting electrical fires/explosions, short walks on the beach, watching Disney sitcoms, and listening to music. She is also known for her Pikachu-like attention span.

bio: She left home as soon as she realized there were other places in the world, which took a surprisingly long time. Since then she has been making her way throughout the universe on her stolen space pirate ship.