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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 5:47 am
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| A large honey bee with two long lizard-like tongues, a hunger for fuzzy things, four arms, 2 clawed fingers and 8 legs of stone, twenty black beady eyes that shoot out fire when angry (fluffy sheep when happy), turns into a tiny pebble when dry, gains five tails when sad, gains a demonic unicorn horn on his forehead when it eats human children a angelic unicorn horn when it eats pie and turns green when fed after midnight who travels with his sidekick who is a big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and a tattoo that says "MOM" in a heart on his forehead and "BOW WOW" tattooed across his chest and his name shaved on his back in a sombrero with little bells on the rim that jingle "Jingle Bells" whenever he moves, and "Joy to the World" whenever he dances a samba, and "I like to move it" whenever it runs and "Dance with Me" when he eats who can burp the alphabet and read in six different languages and think in twelve different languages and sing in fourteen different languages, who is a vegetarian zombie and especially likes banana smoothies, but who also can enjoy a good cup of joe on rainy mondays but there has to have milk in it unless it's a thunderstorm with a pink collar that has fingers attached to it with the nails painted bright yellow who also enjoys long walks on the beach and a good glass of wine aged at least seven years but only with cubed cheese that it eats with toothpicks made of cedar on clean china plates with his poodle girlfriend who doesn't speak english.
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Berlin
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 11:30 am
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| A large honey bee with two long lizard-like tongues, a hunger for fuzzy things, four arms, 2 clawed fingers and 8 legs of stone, twenty black beady eyes that shoot out fire when angry (fluffy sheep when happy), turns into a tiny pebble when dry, gains five tails when sad, gains a demonic unicorn horn on his forehead when it eats human children a angelic unicorn horn when it eats pie and turns green when fed after midnight who travels with his sidekick who is a big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and a tattoo that says "MOM" in a heart on his forehead and "BOW WOW" tattooed across his chest and his name shaved on his back in a sombrero with little bells on the rim that jingle "Jingle Bells" whenever he moves, and "Joy to the World" whenever he dances a samba, and "I like to move it" whenever it runs and "Dance with Me" when he eats who can burp the alphabet and read in six different languages and think in twelve different languages and sing in fourteen different languages, who is a vegetarian zombie and especially likes banana smoothies, but who also can enjoy a good cup of joe on rainy mondays but there has to have milk in it unless it's a thunderstorm with a pink collar that has fingers attached to it with the nails painted bright yellow who also enjoys long walks on the beach and a good glass of wine aged at least seven years but only with cubed cheese that it eats with toothpicks made of cedar on clean china plates with his poodle girlfriend who doesn't speak english but instead latin.
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Cougati
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 11:37 am
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| A large honey bee with two long lizard-like tongues, a hunger for fuzzy things, four arms, 2 clawed fingers and 8 legs of stone, twenty black beady eyes that shoot out fire when angry (fluffy sheep when happy), turns into a tiny pebble when dry, gains five tails when sad, gains a demonic unicorn horn on his forehead when it eats human children a angelic unicorn horn when it eats pie and turns green when fed after midnight who travels with his sidekick who is a big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and a tattoo that says "MOM" in a heart on his forehead and "BOW WOW" tattooed across his chest and his name shaved on his back in a sombrero with little bells on the rim that jingle "Jingle Bells" whenever he moves, and "Joy to the World" whenever he dances a samba, and "I like to move it" whenever it runs and "Dance with Me" when he eats who can burp the alphabet and read in six different languages and think in twelve different languages and sing in fourteen different languages, who is a vegetarian zombie and especially likes banana smoothies, but who also can enjoy a good cup of joe on rainy mondays but there has to have milk in it unless it's a thunderstorm with a pink collar that has fingers attached to it with the nails painted bright yellow who also enjoys long walks on the beach and a good glass of wine aged at least seven years but only with cubed cheese that it eats with toothpicks made of cedar on clean china plates with his poodle girlfriend who doesn't speak english but instead latin with a germin accent.
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Berlin
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:33 pm
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| A large honey bee with two long lizard-like tongues, a hunger for fuzzy things, four arms, 2 clawed fingers and 8 legs of stone, twenty black beady eyes that shoot out fire when angry (fluffy sheep when happy), turns into a tiny pebble when dry, gains five tails when sad, gains a demonic unicorn horn on his forehead when it eats human children a angelic unicorn horn when it eats pie and turns green when fed after midnight who travels with his sidekick who is a big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and a tattoo that says "MOM" in a heart on his forehead and "BOW WOW" tattooed across his chest and his name shaved on his back in a sombrero with little bells on the rim that jingle "Jingle Bells" whenever he moves, and "Joy to the World" whenever he dances a samba, and "I like to move it" whenever it runs and "Dance with Me" when he eats who can burp the alphabet and read in six different languages and think in twelve different languages and sing in fourteen different languages, who is a vegetarian zombie and especially likes banana smoothies, but who also can enjoy a good cup of joe on rainy mondays but there has to have milk in it unless it's a thunderstorm with a pink collar that has fingers attached to it with the nails painted bright yellow who also enjoys long walks on the beach and a good glass of wine aged at least seven years but only with cubed cheese that it eats with toothpicks made of cedar on clean china plates with his poodle girlfriend who doesn't speak english but instead latin with a heavy german accent.
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Cougati
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:56 pm
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| A large honey bee with two long lizard-like tongues, a hunger for fuzzy things, four arms, 2 clawed fingers and 8 legs of stone, twenty black beady eyes that shoot out fire when angry (fluffy sheep when happy), turns into a tiny pebble when dry, gains five tails when sad, gains a demonic unicorn horn on his forehead when it eats human children a angelic unicorn horn when it eats pie and turns green when fed after midnight who travels with his sidekick who is a big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and a tattoo that says "MOM" in a heart on his forehead and "BOW WOW" tattooed across his chest and his name shaved on his back in a sombrero with little bells on the rim that jingle "Jingle Bells" whenever he moves, and "Joy to the World" whenever he dances a samba, and "I like to move it" whenever it runs and "Dance with Me" when he eats who can burp the alphabet and read in six different languages and think in twelve different languages and sing in fourteen different languages, who is a vegetarian zombie and especially likes banana smoothies, but who also can enjoy a good cup of joe on rainy mondays but there has to have milk in it unless it's a thunderstorm with a pink collar that has fingers attached to it with the nails painted bright yellow who also enjoys long walks on the beach and a good glass of wine aged at least seven years but only with cubed cheese that it eats with toothpicks made of cedar on clean china plates with his poodle girlfriend who doesn't speak english but instead latin with a heavy german accent who is always angry.
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Berlin
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:58 pm
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| A large honey bee with two long lizard-like tongues, a hunger for fuzzy things, four arms, 2 clawed fingers and 8 legs of stone, twenty black beady eyes that shoot out fire when angry (fluffy sheep when happy), turns into a tiny pebble when dry, gains five tails when sad, gains a demonic unicorn horn on his forehead when it eats human children a angelic unicorn horn when it eats pie and turns green when fed after midnight who travels with his sidekick who is a big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and a tattoo that says "MOM" in a heart on his forehead and "BOW WOW" tattooed across his chest and his name shaved on his back in a sombrero with little bells on the rim that jingle "Jingle Bells" whenever he moves, and "Joy to the World" whenever he dances a samba, and "I like to move it" whenever it runs and "Dance with Me" when he eats who can burp the alphabet and read in six different languages and think in twelve different languages and sing in fourteen different languages, who is a vegetarian zombie and especially likes banana smoothies, but who also can enjoy a good cup of joe on rainy mondays but there has to have milk in it unless it's a thunderstorm with a pink collar that has fingers attached to it with the nails painted bright yellow who also enjoys long walks on the beach and a good glass of wine aged at least seven years but only with cubed cheese that it eats with toothpicks made of cedar on clean china plates with his poodle girlfriend who doesn't speak english but instead latin with a heavy german accent who is always angry because germans are apparently always angry.
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Cougati
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:45 pm
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| A large honey bee with two long lizard-like tongues, a hunger for fuzzy things, four arms, 2 clawed fingers and 8 legs of stone, twenty black beady eyes that shoot out fire when angry (fluffy sheep when happy), turns into a tiny pebble when dry, gains five tails when sad, gains a demonic unicorn horn on his forehead when it eats human children a angelic unicorn horn when it eats pie and turns green when fed after midnight who travels with his sidekick who is a big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and a tattoo that says "MOM" in a heart on his forehead and "BOW WOW" tattooed across his chest and his name shaved on his back in a sombrero with little bells on the rim that jingle "Jingle Bells" whenever he moves, and "Joy to the World" whenever he dances a samba, and "I like to move it" whenever it runs and "Dance with Me" when he eats who can burp the alphabet and read in six different languages and think in twelve different languages and sing in fourteen different languages, who is a vegetarian zombie and especially likes banana smoothies, but who also can enjoy a good cup of joe on rainy mondays but there has to have milk in it unless it's a thunderstorm with a pink collar that has fingers attached to it with the nails painted bright yellow who also enjoys long walks on the beach and a good glass of wine aged at least seven years but only with cubed cheese that it eats with toothpicks made of cedar on clean china plates with his poodle girlfriend who doesn't speak english but instead latin with a heavy german accent who is always angry because germans are apparently always angry unless they are happy.
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glimpse
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 4:41 pm
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| A large honey bee with two long lizard-like tongues, a hunger for fuzzy things, four arms, 2 clawed fingers and 8 legs of stone, twenty black beady eyes that shoot out fire when angry (fluffy sheep when happy), turns into a tiny pebble when dry, gains five tails when sad, gains a demonic unicorn horn on his forehead when it eats human children a angelic unicorn horn when it eats pie and turns green when fed after midnight who travels with his sidekick who is a big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and a tattoo that says "MOM" in a heart on his forehead and "BOW WOW" tattooed across his chest and his name shaved on his back in a sombrero with little bells on the rim that jingle "Jingle Bells" whenever he moves, and "Joy to the World" whenever he dances a samba, and "I like to move it" whenever it runs and "Dance with Me" when he eats who can burp the alphabet and read in six different languages and think in twelve different languages and sing in fourteen different languages, who is a vegetarian zombie and especially likes banana smoothies, but who also can enjoy a good cup of joe on rainy mondays but there has to have milk in it unless it's a thunderstorm with a pink collar that has fingers attached to it with the nails painted bright yellow who also enjoys long walks on the beach and a good glass of wine aged at least seven years but only with cubed cheese that it eats with toothpicks made of cedar on clean china plates with his poodle girlfriend who doesn't speak english but instead latin with a heavy german accent who is always angry because germans are apparently always angry unless they are happy and luckily her boyfriend, the big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and multiple tattoos and a sombrero, makes her happy.
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| _________________ ILU MEL
Wondering why I'm
NAKED???
Check back after the event for
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Cougati
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 5:49 pm
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| A large honey bee with two long lizard-like tongues, a hunger for fuzzy things, four arms, 2 clawed fingers and 8 legs of stone, twenty black beady eyes that shoot out fire when angry (fluffy sheep when happy), turns into a tiny pebble when dry, gains five tails when sad, gains a demonic unicorn horn on his forehead when it eats human children a angelic unicorn horn when it eats pie and turns green when fed after midnight who travels with his sidekick who is a big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and a tattoo that says "MOM" in a heart on his forehead and "BOW WOW" tattooed across his chest and his name shaved on his back in a sombrero with little bells on the rim that jingle "Jingle Bells" whenever he moves, and "Joy to the World" whenever he dances a samba, and "I like to move it" whenever it runs and "Dance with Me" when he eats who can burp the alphabet and read in six different languages and think in twelve different languages and sing in fourteen different languages, who is a vegetarian zombie and especially likes banana smoothies, but who also can enjoy a good cup of joe on rainy mondays but there has to have milk in it unless it's a thunderstorm with a pink collar that has fingers attached to it with the nails painted bright yellow who also enjoys long walks on the beach and a good glass of wine aged at least seven years but only with cubed cheese that it eats with toothpicks made of cedar on clean china plates with his poodle girlfriend who doesn't speak english but instead latin with a heavy german accent who is always angry because germans are apparently always angry unless they are happy and luckily her boyfriend, the big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and multiple tattoos and a sombrero, makes her happy so she isn't as frightening.
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Weaseldale
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 5:55 pm
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| A two mile high honey bee with two long lizard-like tongues, a hunger for fuzzy things, four arms, 2 clawed fingers and 8 legs of stone, twenty black beady eyes that shoot out fire when angry (fluffy sheep when happy), turns into a tiny pebble when dry, gains five tails when sad, gains a demonic unicorn horn on his forehead when it eats human children a angelic unicorn horn when it eats pie and turns green when fed after midnight who travels with his sidekick who is a big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and a tattoo that says "MOM" in a heart on his forehead and "BOW WOW" tattooed across his chest and his name shaved on his back in a sombrero with little bells on the rim that jingle "Jingle Bells" whenever he moves, and "Joy to the World" whenever he dances a samba, and "I like to move it" whenever it runs and "Dance with Me" when he eats who can burp the alphabet and read in six different languages and think in twelve different languages and sing in fourteen different languages, who is a vegetarian zombie and especially likes banana smoothies, but who also can enjoy a good cup of joe on rainy mondays but there has to have milk in it unless it's a thunderstorm with a pink collar that has fingers attached to it with the nails painted bright yellow who also enjoys long walks on the beach and a good glass of wine aged at least seven years but only with cubed cheese that it eats with toothpicks made of cedar on clean china plates with his poodle girlfriend who doesn't speak english but instead latin with a heavy german accent who is always angry because germans are apparently always angry unless they are happy and luckily her boyfriend, the big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and multiple tattoos and a sombrero, makes her happy so she isn't as frightening.
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Cougati
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 6:06 pm
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| A two mile high floating honey bee with two long lizard-like tongues, a hunger for fuzzy things, four arms, 2 clawed fingers and 8 legs of stone, twenty black beady eyes that shoot out fire when angry (fluffy sheep when happy), turns into a tiny pebble when dry, gains five tails when sad, gains a demonic unicorn horn on his forehead when it eats human children a angelic unicorn horn when it eats pie and turns green when fed after midnight who travels with his sidekick who is a big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and a tattoo that says "MOM" in a heart on his forehead and "BOW WOW" tattooed across his chest and his name shaved on his back in a sombrero with little bells on the rim that jingle "Jingle Bells" whenever he moves, and "Joy to the World" whenever he dances a samba, and "I like to move it" whenever it runs and "Dance with Me" when he eats who can burp the alphabet and read in six different languages and think in twelve different languages and sing in fourteen different languages, who is a vegetarian zombie and especially likes banana smoothies, but who also can enjoy a good cup of joe on rainy mondays but there has to have milk in it unless it's a thunderstorm with a pink collar that has fingers attached to it with the nails painted bright yellow who also enjoys long walks on the beach and a good glass of wine aged at least seven years but only with cubed cheese that it eats with toothpicks made of cedar on clean china plates with his poodle girlfriend who doesn't speak english but instead latin with a heavy german accent who is always angry because germans are apparently always angry unless they are happy and luckily her boyfriend, the big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and multiple tattoos and a sombrero, makes her happy so she isn't as frightening.
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Lonely Bones
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:29 am
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| A large red honey bee with two long lizard-like tongues, a hunger for fuzzy things, four arms, 2 clawed fingers and 8 legs of stone, twenty black beady eyes that shoot out sheep when angry (fluffy fire when happy), turns into a pokemon when dry, gains five tails when sad, gains a demonic unicorn horn on his forehead when it eats human children a angelic unicorn horn when it eats pie and turns green when fed after midnight who travels with his sidekick who is a big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and a tattoo that says "MOM" in a heart on his...!
switched things up a bit.
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Cougati
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 5:29 am
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| A large red honey bee with two long lizard-like tongues, a hunger for fuzzy things, four arms, 2 clawed fingers and 8 legs of stone, twenty black beady eyes that shoot out sheep when angry (fluffy fire when happy), turns into a pokemon when dry, gains five tails when sad, gains a demonic unicorn horn on his forehead when it eats human children a angelic unicorn horn when it eats pie and turns green when fed after midnight who travels with his sidekick who is a big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and a tattoo that says "MOM" in a heart on his face!
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Txenriks
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 7:35 am
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| A large red honey bee with two long lizard-like tongues, a hunger for fuzzy things, four arms, 2 clawed fingers and 8 legs of stone, twenty black beady eyes that shoot out sheep when angry (fluffy fire when happy), turns into a pokemon when dry, gains five tails when sad, gains a demonic unicorn horn on his forehead when it eats human children a angelic unicorn horn when it eats pie and turns green when fed after midnight who travels with his sidekick who is a big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and a tattoo that says "MOM" in a heart on his face which is coated in a thin layer of dark chocolate!
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Cougati
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 2:02 pm
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| A large red honey bee with two long lizard-like tongues, a hunger for fuzzy things, four arms, 2 clawed fingers and 8 legs of stone, twenty black beady eyes that shoot out sheep when angry (fluffy fire when happy), turns into a pokemon when dry, gains five tails when sad, gains a demonic unicorn horn on his forehead when it eats human children a angelic unicorn horn when it eats pie and turns green when fed after midnight who travels with his sidekick who is a big green bulldog that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and a tattoo that says "MOM" in a heart on his face which is coated in a thin layer of dark chocolate and coconut!
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