killerkitty
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:52 pm
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| What you have to do, is think of a sentence, any sentence, and use Google Translate or any other translation service, run it through several languages before changing it back to English, and post the result here! It will probably have changed quite a bit.
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If you listen to God, he will bite your head off, you idiot.
Spanish, Arabic, Hungarian, Malay, Estonian, French, Irish, Latin:
Hear, O God, and said: If you bite the head, the fool you are. |
Those translating machines are very reliable, aren't they?
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O shucks what's up buddy |
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Calypso
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:59 pm
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| (Lol. I think I will like this game.)
English: Hear the money sing! Happy days!
Russian/Italian/Spainish: Listen to the money to the song! Happy years!
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Misa Sai
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:17 pm
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| "Robots are too cool for school. What say you? I have no idea."
Japanese, Basque, Russian, Finnish, Simplified Chinese, Hebrew, Norwegian.
"The robot is very cool school. What did you say? I have no idea."
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Clarinet
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:02 pm
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| "I don't know what to say, so I just wrote this sentence."
Korean, Japanese, Greek, Simplified Chinese, Persian:
"Since I do not know what to say, I am writing this article."
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Dr. Tick Tock
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:04 pm
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| I have crumbs all over my bed and it's very annoying.
Chinese -> Arabic -> Irish -> Hungarian -> Dutch -> Spanish -> Hindi
"TA mo me Leaba crumbs, AN bhfuil annoying."
...yeah .___. what.
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Clarinet
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:38 pm
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| "I'm wearing two t-shirts on. Don't ask."
Yiddish, Albanian, French, Italian, Irish, Hebrew:
"I wear two T - Airport. Do not ask."
How can I wear airports? I'm going to one, but I can't put one on since IT'S A PLACE. O_O
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_Ariana_
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:16 pm
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| There is no point to this, but it looks fun!
German->Bulgarian->Hebrew->French->Azerbaijani->Chinese (Traditional)->Thai
Any important, but it seems interesting.
o.o WHERE IS THE SUBJECT IN THIS SENTENCE!? I DEMAND TO KNOW!
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Clarinet
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:35 pm
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| "I am so tired right now." (I know, lame)
Welsh, Japanese, Simplified Chinese, Czech, Malay, Filipino:
"I have the time to fatigue."
...NO I DON'T
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_Ariana_
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:32 am
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| I have way too much time on my hands.
Latvian>Swahili>Welsh>Haitian Creole>Catalan
I have a lot of time on your hands.
._. What?
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Clarinet
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:14 pm
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| "Why do I even bother doing this?"
Haitian Creole, Hungarian, French, Icelandic, Indonesian, Urdu, Georgian:
"Why bother with this?"
Not much of a change, if you ask me.
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Tarragon
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:20 pm
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| "If sex were fast food, you would have an arch over your bed!"
Spanish, French, Greek
"If the sex were foods of fast preparation, you would have a arch in his bed!"
I stole that from both Filthy Rich and Designing Women; gotta love Dixie Carter who delivered that line as both Carlotta Beck and Julia Sugarbaker. With translating it's garbled, grammatically unsavory, and incorrectly specific. Thank you Yahoo! Babel Fish.
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killerkitty
Moderator
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:50 am
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| "Once upon a time there was a little fairy with purplish fur on her knees."
Latin.
"Once a thief fell on his knees for a short time he was with the price of mules."
Come on, Google Translate can't be THAT bad.
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O shucks what's up buddy |
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Pikmin
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:31 am
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| Me and my friend used to do this a while ago lol, it's because it just takes everything you say word for word, and doesn't understand the concept of a sentence. So for the time being, humans are still superior...
.... While I'm at it ^
French > Latin > German > Italian > English
My friend and can be used to make some time ago lol, because everything you say the word, and not understanding the nature of the punishment. And why are the superiors and the men now...
(everything you say the word? BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD \o\)
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JOLLY COOPERATION! |
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killerkitty
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:53 am
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| The damsel in green has spoken true words.
Urdu, German, Bulgarian, Lithuanian, Irish, Thai.
True said the girl in the green.
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O shucks what's up buddy |
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_Ariana_
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:45 am
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| Time was once a blessing
but long journeys are made longer
when alone within.
Take spirit from the long ago
but do not dwell in lands no longer yours.
Be certain in need,
and the path will emerge
to a home tomorrow
and time will again
be the joy it once was
(Endure From Dragon Age: Origins)
Haitian Creole -> Latin -> Chinese (Simplified)
How's blessing
Is a long journey, but very long
To enter it, because only
Once the spirit of the
But not in your own country.
Ensure that the needs of
Out of the way
In the future
Their return
She was very pleased
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