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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 2:51 am
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| You walk onto a dark, scary street and see a cat with glowing eyes in front of an old, run down house. The cat approaches and suddenly turns into a turtle! But not just any turtle, an endangered Pacific Leatherback who happens to be a long way from home. Except it's HUGE and it's destroying everything in its path, so you try to stop it. This provokes a nearby group of PETA protesters to begin chasing you and threatening to dowse you in red paint for your efforts. Luckily, you are able to escape and hide under some bushes, except someone else already chose that spot, and you've been zapped into a fluffy little bunny. But it just so happens that the endangered Pacific Leatherback turtle is secretly in love with fluffly little bunnies. So you are now being chased by a crazy giant turtle, and you've come to a dead end. You back up against the wall only to realize you can no longer see anything. More frightened than ever, you practically squish yourself on the wall, and it gives way, causing you to fall into darkness.
As you scrabble around in the dark, complete with wiggling nose and frantically twitching whiskers, you find the only light in the dark; a gemstone the size of your bunny head, which scintillates with inner light. You inch your way towards it, and you reach forward to touch it, but once you lay your paw on it it transforms. It becomes another giant turtle! Afraid of being chased again, you frantically try to dig a rabbit-size burrow for you to hide in, but the ground is made of stone. But you don't need to, the two giant turtles have fallen in love! Awww! Except somehow one of the turtles talks the other into roasting you for dinner, so now you're being chased again. Nothing new here.
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KittenMitten
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:57 pm
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| You walk onto a dark, scary street and see a cat with glowing eyes in front of an old, run down house. The cat approaches and suddenly turns into a turtle! But not just any turtle, an endangered Pacific Leatherback who happens to be a long way from home. Except it's HUGE and it's destroying everything in its path, so you try to stop it. This provokes a nearby group of PETA protesters to begin chasing you and threatening to dowse you in red paint for your efforts. Luckily, you are able to escape and hide under some bushes, except someone else already chose that spot, and you've been zapped into a fluffy little bunny. But it just so happens that the endangered Pacific Leatherback turtle is secretly in love with fluffly little bunnies. So you are now being chased by a crazy giant turtle, and you've come to a dead end. You back up against the wall only to realize you can no longer see anything. More frightened than ever, you practically squish yourself on the wall, and it gives way, causing you to fall into darkness.
As you scrabble around in the dark, complete with wiggling nose and frantically twitching whiskers, you find the only light in the dark; a gemstone the size of your bunny head, which scintillates with inner light. You inch your way towards it, and you reach forward to touch it, but once you lay your paw on it it transforms. It becomes another giant turtle! Afraid of being chased again, you frantically try to dig a rabbit-size burrow for you to hide in, but the ground is made of stone. But you don't need to, the two giant turtles have fallen in love! Awww! Except somehow one of the turtles talks the other into roasting you for dinner, so now you're being chased again. Nothing new here. You kill the turtles to be saved from being roasted.
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Clarinet
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:47 am
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| You walk onto a dark, scary street and see a cat with glowing eyes in front of an old, run down house. The cat approaches and suddenly turns into a turtle! But not just any turtle, an endangered Pacific Leatherback who happens to be a long way from home. Except it's HUGE and it's destroying everything in its path, so you try to stop it. This provokes a nearby group of PETA protesters to begin chasing you and threatening to dowse you in red paint for your efforts. Luckily, you are able to escape and hide under some bushes, except someone else already chose that spot, and you've been zapped into a fluffy little bunny. But it just so happens that the endangered Pacific Leatherback turtle is secretly in love with fluffly little bunnies. So you are now being chased by a crazy giant turtle, and you've come to a dead end. You back up against the wall only to realize you can no longer see anything. More frightened than ever, you practically squish yourself on the wall, and it gives way, causing you to fall into darkness.
As you scrabble around in the dark, complete with wiggling nose and frantically twitching whiskers, you find the only light in the dark; a gemstone the size of your bunny head, which scintillates with inner light. You inch your way towards it, and you reach forward to touch it, but once you lay your paw on it it transforms. It becomes another giant turtle! Afraid of being chased again, you frantically try to dig a rabbit-size burrow for you to hide in, but the ground is made of stone. But you don't need to, the two giant turtles have fallen in love! Awww! Except somehow one of the turtles talks the other into roasting you for dinner, so now you're being chased again. Nothing new here. You kill the turtles to be saved from being roasted. The turtles' rotting stench overwhelms you, and you faint right on the spot.
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Anthropology
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:23 am
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| You walk onto a dark, scary street and see a cat with glowing eyes in front of an old, run down house. The cat approaches and suddenly turns into a turtle! But not just any turtle, an endangered Pacific Leatherback who happens to be a long way from home. Except it's HUGE and it's destroying everything in its path, so you try to stop it. This provokes a nearby group of PETA protesters to begin chasing you and threatening to dowse you in red paint for your efforts. Luckily, you are able to escape and hide under some bushes, except someone else already chose that spot, and you've been zapped into a fluffy little bunny. But it just so happens that the endangered Pacific Leatherback turtle is secretly in love with fluffly little bunnies. So you are now being chased by a crazy giant turtle, and you've come to a dead end. You back up against the wall only to realize you can no longer see anything. More frightened than ever, you practically squish yourself on the wall, and it gives way, causing you to fall into darkness.
As you scrabble around in the dark, complete with wiggling nose and frantically twitching whiskers, you find the only light in the dark; a gemstone the size of your bunny head, which scintillates with inner light. You inch your way towards it, and you reach forward to touch it, but once you lay your paw on it it transforms. It becomes another giant turtle! Afraid of being chased again, you frantically try to dig a rabbit-size burrow for you to hide in, but the ground is made of stone. But you don't need to, the two giant turtles have fallen in love! Awww! Except somehow one of the turtles talks the other into roasting you for dinner, so now you're being chased again. Nothing new here. You kill the turtles to be saved from being roasted. The turtles' rotting stench overwhelms you, and you faint right on the spot.
You wake up to find yourself in your bed, no longer a cute fluffy bunny.
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Clarinet
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:32 pm
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| You walk onto a dark, scary street and see a cat with glowing eyes in front of an old, run down house. The cat approaches and suddenly turns into a turtle! But not just any turtle, an endangered Pacific Leatherback who happens to be a long way from home. Except it's HUGE and it's destroying everything in its path, so you try to stop it. This provokes a nearby group of PETA protesters to begin chasing you and threatening to dowse you in red paint for your efforts. Luckily, you are able to escape and hide under some bushes, except someone else already chose that spot, and you've been zapped into a fluffy little bunny. But it just so happens that the endangered Pacific Leatherback turtle is secretly in love with fluffly little bunnies. So you are now being chased by a crazy giant turtle, and you've come to a dead end. You back up against the wall only to realize you can no longer see anything. More frightened than ever, you practically squish yourself on the wall, and it gives way, causing you to fall into darkness.
As you scrabble around in the dark, complete with wiggling nose and frantically twitching whiskers, you find the only light in the dark; a gemstone the size of your bunny head, which scintillates with inner light. You inch your way towards it, and you reach forward to touch it, but once you lay your paw on it it transforms. It becomes another giant turtle! Afraid of being chased again, you frantically try to dig a rabbit-size burrow for you to hide in, but the ground is made of stone. But you don't need to, the two giant turtles have fallen in love! Awww! Except somehow one of the turtles talks the other into roasting you for dinner, so now you're being chased again. Nothing new here. You kill the turtles to be saved from being roasted. The turtles' rotting stench overwhelms you, and you faint right on the spot.
You wake up to find yourself in your bed, no longer a cute fluffy bunny. Except the bed has been moved into a hollow tree, where human-sized fairies are tending to you.
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Weaseldale
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:26 am
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| You walk onto a dark, scary street and see a cat with glowing eyes in front of an old, run down house. The cat approaches and suddenly turns into a turtle! But not just any turtle, an endangered Pacific Leatherback who happens to be a long way from home. Except it's HUGE and it's destroying everything in its path, so you try to stop it. This provokes a nearby group of PETA protesters to begin chasing you and threatening to dowse you in red paint for your efforts. Luckily, you are able to escape and hide under some bushes, except someone else already chose that spot, and you've been zapped into a fluffy little bunny. But it just so happens that the endangered Pacific Leatherback turtle is secretly in love with fluffly little bunnies. So you are now being chased by a crazy giant turtle, and you've come to a dead end. You back up against the wall only to realize you can no longer see anything. More frightened than ever, you practically squish yourself on the wall, and it gives way, causing you to fall into darkness.
As you scrabble around in the dark, complete with wiggling nose and frantically twitching whiskers, you find the only light in the dark; a gemstone the size of your bunny head, which scintillates with inner light. You inch your way towards it, and you reach forward to touch it, but once you lay your paw on it it transforms. It becomes another giant turtle! Afraid of being chased again, you frantically try to dig a rabbit-size burrow for you to hide in, but the ground is made of stone. But you don't need to, the two giant turtles have fallen in love! Awww! Except somehow one of the turtles talks the other into roasting you for dinner, so now you're being chased again. Nothing new here. You kill the turtles to be saved from being roasted. The turtles' rotting stench overwhelms you, and you faint right on the spot.
You wake up to find yourself in your bed, no longer a cute fluffy bunny. Except the bed has been moved into a hollow tree, where human-sized fairies are tending to you. However, they seem to be preparing you as a meal, instead of tending to your needs!
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iluvgallade
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:16 pm
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Weaseldale wrote: |
You walk onto a dark, scary street and see a cat with glowing eyes in front of an old, run down house. The cat approaches and suddenly turns into a turtle! But not just any turtle, an endangered Pacific Leatherback who happens to be a long way from home. Except it's HUGE and it's destroying everything in its path, so you try to stop it. This provokes a nearby group of PETA protesters to begin chasing you and threatening to dowse you in red paint for your efforts. Luckily, you are able to escape and hide under some bushes, except someone else already chose that spot, and you've been zapped into a fluffy little bunny. But it just so happens that the endangered Pacific Leatherback turtle is secretly in love with fluffly little bunnies. So you are now being chased by a crazy giant turtle, and you've come to a dead end. You back up against the wall only to realize you can no longer see anything. More frightened than ever, you practically squish yourself on the wall, and it gives way, causing you to fall into darkness.
As you scrabble around in the dark, complete with wiggling nose and frantically twitching whiskers, you find the only light in the dark; a gemstone the size of your bunny head, which scintillates with inner light. You inch your way towards it, and you reach forward to touch it, but once you lay your paw on it it transforms. It becomes another giant turtle! Afraid of being chased again, you frantically try to dig a rabbit-size burrow for you to hide in, but the ground is made of stone. But you don't need to, the two giant turtles have fallen in love! Awww! Except somehow one of the turtles talks the other into roasting you for dinner, so now you're being chased again. Nothing new here. You kill the turtles to be saved from being roasted. The turtles' rotting stench overwhelms you, and you faint right on the spot.
You wake up to find yourself in your bed, no longer a cute fluffy bunny. Except the bed has been moved into a hollow tree, where human-sized fairies are tending to you.
However, they seem to be preparing you as a meal, instead of tending to your needs! |
So you jump up and puch them in the face and the fly away and come back with sword and fight you but you now jave telekenisis and you kill them all withyou mind. You stroll dwn the street killing the rest of the fairies. You fall in love with a beautiful fairy before you kill her and you marryher. Youlive happily with your strange telekenetic fairies.
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Jingxy
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Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:29 pm
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| You walk onto a dark, scary street and see a cat with glowing eyes in front of an old, run down house. The cat approaches and suddenly turns into a turtle! But not just any turtle, an endangered Pacific Leatherback who happens to be a long way from home. Except it's HUGE and it's destroying everything in its path, so you try to stop it. This provokes a nearby group of PETA protesters to begin chasing you and threatening to dowse you in red paint for your efforts. Luckily, you are able to escape and hide under some bushes, except someone else already chose that spot, and you've been zapped into a fluffy little bunny. But it just so happens that the endangered Pacific Leatherback turtle is secretly in love with fluffly little bunnies. So you are now being chased by a crazy giant turtle, and you've come to a dead end. You back up against the wall only to realize you can no longer see anything. More frightened than ever, you practically squish yourself on the wall, and it gives way, causing you to fall into darkness.
As you scrabble around in the dark, complete with wiggling nose and frantically twitching whiskers, you find the only light in the dark; a gemstone the size of your bunny head, which scintillates with inner light. You inch your way towards it, and you reach forward to touch it, but once you lay your paw on it it transforms. It becomes another giant turtle! Afraid of being chased again, you frantically try to dig a rabbit-size burrow for you to hide in, but the ground is made of stone. But you don't need to, the two giant turtles have fallen in love! Awww! Except somehow one of the turtles talks the other into roasting you for dinner, so now you're being chased again. Nothing new here. You kill the turtles to be saved from being roasted. The turtles' rotting stench overwhelms you, and you faint right on the spot.
You wake up to find yourself in your bed, no longer a cute fluffy bunny. Except the bed has been moved into a hollow tree, where human-sized fairies are tending to you.
However, they seem to be preparing you as a meal, instead of tending to your needs!
So you jump up and punch them in the face and the fly away and come back with a sword and fight you but you now have telekenisis and you kill them all with your mind. You stroll down the street killing the rest of the fairies. You fall in love with a beautiful fairy before you kill her and you marry her. You live happily with your strange telekenetic fairies.
However, one day all the fairies become extinct, leaving you all alone.
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flare0079
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Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:28 pm
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| You walk onto a dark, scary street and see a cat with glowing eyes in front of an old, run down house. The cat approaches and suddenly turns into a turtle! But not just any turtle, an endangered Pacific Leatherback who happens to be a long way from home. Except it's HUGE and it's destroying everything in its path, so you try to stop it. This provokes a nearby group of PETA protesters to begin chasing you and threatening to dowse you in red paint for your efforts. Luckily, you are able to escape and hide under some bushes, except someone else already chose that spot, and you've been zapped into a fluffy little bunny. But it just so happens that the endangered Pacific Leatherback turtle is secretly in love with fluffly little bunnies. So you are now being chased by a crazy giant turtle, and you've come to a dead end. You back up against the wall only to realize you can no longer see anything. More frightened than ever, you practically squish yourself on the wall, and it gives way, causing you to fall into darkness.
As you scrabble around in the dark, complete with wiggling nose and frantically twitching whiskers, you find the only light in the dark; a gemstone the size of your bunny head, which scintillates with inner light. You inch your way towards it, and you reach forward to touch it, but once you lay your paw on it it transforms. It becomes another giant turtle! Afraid of being chased again, you frantically try to dig a rabbit-size burrow for you to hide in, but the ground is made of stone. But you don't need to, the two giant turtles have fallen in love! Awww! Except somehow one of the turtles talks the other into roasting you for dinner, so now you're being chased again. Nothing new here. You kill the turtles to be saved from being roasted. The turtles' rotting stench overwhelms you, and you faint right on the spot.
You wake up to find yourself in your bed, no longer a cute fluffy bunny. Except the bed has been moved into a hollow tree, where human-sized fairies are tending to you.
However, they seem to be preparing you as a meal, instead of tending to your needs!
So you jump up and punch them in the face and the fly away and come back with a sword and fight you but you now have telekenisis and you kill them all with your mind. You stroll down the street killing the rest of the fairies. You fall in love with a beautiful fairy before you kill her and you marry her. You live happily with your strange telekenetic fairies.
However, one day all the fairies become extinct, leaving you all alone. But you forgot your absolute favorite lunch of all time.
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stazzy
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Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:29 pm
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| You walk onto a dark, scary street and see a cat with glowing eyes in front of an old, run down house. The cat approaches and suddenly turns into a turtle! But not just any turtle, an endangered Pacific Leatherback who happens to be a long way from home. Except it's HUGE and it's destroying everything in its path, so you try to stop it. This provokes a nearby group of PETA protesters to begin chasing you and threatening to dowse you in red paint for your efforts. Luckily, you are able to escape and hide under some bushes, except someone else already chose that spot, and you've been zapped into a fluffy little bunny. But it just so happens that the endangered Pacific Leatherback turtle is secretly in love with fluffly little bunnies. So you are now being chased by a crazy giant turtle, and you've come to a dead end. You back up against the wall only to realize you can no longer see anything. More frightened than ever, you practically squish yourself on the wall, and it gives way, causing you to fall into darkness.
As you scrabble around in the dark, complete with wiggling nose and frantically twitching whiskers, you find the only light in the dark; a gemstone the size of your bunny head, which scintillates with inner light. You inch your way towards it, and you reach forward to touch it, but once you lay your paw on it it transforms. It becomes another giant turtle! Afraid of being chased again, you frantically try to dig a rabbit-size burrow for you to hide in, but the ground is made of stone. But you don't need to, the two giant turtles have fallen in love! Awww! Except somehow one of the turtles talks the other into roasting you for dinner, so now you're being chased again. Nothing new here. You kill the turtles to be saved from being roasted. The turtles' rotting stench overwhelms you, and you faint right on the spot.
You wake up to find yourself in your bed, no longer a cute fluffy bunny. Except the bed has been moved into a hollow tree, where human-sized fairies are tending to you.
However, they seem to be preparing you as a meal, instead of tending to your needs!
So you jump up and punch them in the face and the fly away and come back with a sword and fight you but you now have telekenisis and you kill them all with your mind. You stroll down the street killing the rest of the fairies. You fall in love with a beautiful fairy before you kill her and you marry her. You live happily with your strange telekenetic fairies.
However, one day all the fairies become extinct, leaving you all alone. But you forgot your absolute favorite lunch of all time. Apple butter and pickle sandwiches!
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superbinka
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:17 am
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| You walk onto a dark, scary street and see a cat with glowing eyes in front of an old, run down house. The cat approaches and suddenly turns into a turtle! But not just any turtle, an endangered Pacific Leatherback who happens to be a long way from home. Except it's HUGE and it's destroying everything in its path, so you try to stop it. This provokes a nearby group of PETA protesters to begin chasing you and threatening to dowse you in red paint for your efforts. Luckily, you are able to escape and hide under some bushes, except someone else already chose that spot, and you've been zapped into a fluffy little bunny. But it just so happens that the endangered Pacific Leatherback turtle is secretly in love with fluffly little bunnies. So you are now being chased by a crazy giant turtle, and you've come to a dead end. You back up against the wall only to realize you can no longer see anything. More frightened than ever, you practically squish yourself on the wall, and it gives way, causing you to fall into darkness.
As you scrabble around in the dark, complete with wiggling nose and frantically twitching whiskers, you find the only light in the dark; a gemstone the size of your bunny head, which scintillates with inner light. You inch your way towards it, and you reach forward to touch it, but once you lay your paw on it it transforms. It becomes another giant turtle! Afraid of being chased again, you frantically try to dig a rabbit-size burrow for you to hide in, but the ground is made of stone. But you don't need to, the two giant turtles have fallen in love! Awww! Except somehow one of the turtles talks the other into roasting you for dinner, so now you're being chased again. Nothing new here. You kill the turtles to be saved from being roasted. The turtles' rotting stench overwhelms you, and you faint right on the spot.
You wake up to find yourself in your bed, no longer a cute fluffy bunny. Except the bed has been moved into a hollow tree, where human-sized fairies are tending to you.
However, they seem to be preparing you as a meal, instead of tending to your needs!
So you jump up and punch them in the face and the fly away and come back with a sword and fight you but you now have telekenisis and you kill them all with your mind. You stroll down the street killing the rest of the fairies. You fall in love with a beautiful fairy before you kill her and you marry her. You live happily with your strange telekenetic fairies.
However, one day all the fairies become extinct, leaving you all alone. But you forgot your absolute favorite lunch of all time. Apple butter and pickle sandwiches! They normally cheer you up, but the apple butter has curdled.
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KathiraNarae
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 7:07 pm
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| You walk onto a dark, scary street and see a cat with glowing eyes in front of an old, run down house. The cat approaches and suddenly turns into a turtle! But not just any turtle, an endangered Pacific Leatherback who happens to be a long way from home. Except it's HUGE and it's destroying everything in its path, so you try to stop it. This provokes a nearby group of PETA protesters to begin chasing you and threatening to dowse you in red paint for your efforts. Luckily, you are able to escape and hide under some bushes, except someone else already chose that spot, and you've been zapped into a fluffy little bunny. But it just so happens that the endangered Pacific Leatherback turtle is secretly in love with fluffly little bunnies. So you are now being chased by a crazy giant turtle, and you've come to a dead end. You back up against the wall only to realize you can no longer see anything. More frightened than ever, you practically squish yourself on the wall, and it gives way, causing you to fall into darkness.
As you scrabble around in the dark, complete with wiggling nose and frantically twitching whiskers, you find the only light in the dark; a gemstone the size of your bunny head, which scintillates with inner light. You inch your way towards it, and you reach forward to touch it, but once you lay your paw on it it transforms. It becomes another giant turtle! Afraid of being chased again, you frantically try to dig a rabbit-size burrow for you to hide in, but the ground is made of stone. But you don't need to, the two giant turtles have fallen in love! Awww! Except somehow one of the turtles talks the other into roasting you for dinner, so now you're being chased again. Nothing new here. You kill the turtles to be saved from being roasted. The turtles' rotting stench overwhelms you, and you faint right on the spot.
You wake up to find yourself in your bed, no longer a cute fluffy bunny. Except the bed has been moved into a hollow tree, where human-sized fairies are tending to you.
However, they seem to be preparing you as a meal, instead of tending to your needs!
So you jump up and punch them in the face and the fly away and come back with a sword and fight you but you now have telekenisis and you kill them all with your mind. You stroll down the street killing the rest of the fairies. You fall in love with a beautiful fairy before you kill her and you marry her. You live happily with your strange telekenetic fairies.
However, one day all the fairies become extinct, leaving you all alone. But you forgot your absolute favorite lunch of all time. Apple butter and pickle sandwiches! They normally cheer you up, but the apple butter has curdled. This isn't as much of a problem, though, as the fact that you have no bread, and only a tiny amount of pickle as well!
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superbinka
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Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:02 pm
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| You walk onto a dark, scary street and see a cat with glowing eyes in front of an old, run down house. The cat approaches and suddenly turns into a turtle! But not just any turtle, an endangered Pacific Leatherback who happens to be a long way from home. Except it's HUGE and it's destroying everything in its path, so you try to stop it. This provokes a nearby group of PETA protesters to begin chasing you and threatening to dowse you in red paint for your efforts. Luckily, you are able to escape and hide under some bushes, except someone else already chose that spot, and you've been zapped into a fluffy little bunny. But it just so happens that the endangered Pacific Leatherback turtle is secretly in love with fluffly little bunnies. So you are now being chased by a crazy giant turtle, and you've come to a dead end. You back up against the wall only to realize you can no longer see anything. More frightened than ever, you practically squish yourself on the wall, and it gives way, causing you to fall into darkness.
As you scrabble around in the dark, complete with wiggling nose and frantically twitching whiskers, you find the only light in the dark; a gemstone the size of your bunny head, which scintillates with inner light. You inch your way towards it, and you reach forward to touch it, but once you lay your paw on it it transforms. It becomes another giant turtle! Afraid of being chased again, you frantically try to dig a rabbit-size burrow for you to hide in, but the ground is made of stone. But you don't need to, the two giant turtles have fallen in love! Awww! Except somehow one of the turtles talks the other into roasting you for dinner, so now you're being chased again. Nothing new here. You kill the turtles to be saved from being roasted. The turtles' rotting stench overwhelms you, and you faint right on the spot.
You wake up to find yourself in your bed, no longer a cute fluffy bunny. Except the bed has been moved into a hollow tree, where human-sized fairies are tending to you.
However, they seem to be preparing you as a meal, instead of tending to your needs!
So you jump up and punch them in the face and the fly away and come back with a sword and fight you but you now have telekenisis and you kill them all with your mind. You stroll down the street killing the rest of the fairies. You fall in love with a beautiful fairy before you kill her and you marry her. You live happily with your strange telekenetic fairies.
However, one day all the fairies become extinct, leaving you all alone. But you forgot your absolute favorite lunch of all time. Apple butter and pickle sandwiches! They normally cheer you up, but the apple butter has curdled. This isn't as much of a problem, though, as the fact that you have no bread, and only a tiny amount of pickle as well!
You start walking towards the shops to stock up on your depleted supplies but a cat tells you not to.
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KathiraNarae
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Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:23 pm
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| You walk onto a dark, scary street and see a cat with glowing eyes in front of an old, run down house. The cat approaches and suddenly turns into a turtle! But not just any turtle, an endangered Pacific Leatherback who happens to be a long way from home. Except it's HUGE and it's destroying everything in its path, so you try to stop it. This provokes a nearby group of PETA protesters to begin chasing you and threatening to dowse you in red paint for your efforts. Luckily, you are able to escape and hide under some bushes, except someone else already chose that spot, and you've been zapped into a fluffy little bunny. But it just so happens that the endangered Pacific Leatherback turtle is secretly in love with fluffly little bunnies. So you are now being chased by a crazy giant turtle, and you've come to a dead end. You back up against the wall only to realize you can no longer see anything. More frightened than ever, you practically squish yourself on the wall, and it gives way, causing you to fall into darkness.
As you scrabble around in the dark, complete with wiggling nose and frantically twitching whiskers, you find the only light in the dark; a gemstone the size of your bunny head, which scintillates with inner light. You inch your way towards it, and you reach forward to touch it, but once you lay your paw on it it transforms. It becomes another giant turtle! Afraid of being chased again, you frantically try to dig a rabbit-size burrow for you to hide in, but the ground is made of stone. But you don't need to, the two giant turtles have fallen in love! Awww! Except somehow one of the turtles talks the other into roasting you for dinner, so now you're being chased again. Nothing new here. You kill the turtles to be saved from being roasted. The turtles' rotting stench overwhelms you, and you faint right on the spot.
You wake up to find yourself in your bed, no longer a cute fluffy bunny. Except the bed has been moved into a hollow tree, where human-sized fairies are tending to you.
However, they seem to be preparing you as a meal, instead of tending to your needs!
So you jump up and punch them in the face and the fly away and come back with a sword and fight you but you now have telekenisis and you kill them all with your mind. You stroll down the street killing the rest of the fairies. You fall in love with a beautiful fairy before you kill her and you marry her. You live happily with your strange telekenetic fairies.
However, one day all the fairies become extinct, leaving you all alone. But you forgot your absolute favorite lunch of all time. Apple butter and pickle sandwiches! They normally cheer you up, but the apple butter has curdled. This isn't as much of a problem, though, as the fact that you have no bread, and only a tiny amount of pickle as well!
You start walking towards the shops to stock up on your depleted supplies but a cat tells you not to. He then reveals that he is not a cat at all, but a cat in a silly hat!
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Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:41 am
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| You walk onto a dark, scary street and see a cat with glowing eyes in front of an old, run down house. The cat approaches and suddenly turns into a turtle! But not just any turtle, an endangered Pacific Leatherback who happens to be a long way from home. Except it's HUGE and it's destroying everything in its path, so you try to stop it. This provokes a nearby group of PETA protesters to begin chasing you and threatening to dowse you in red paint for your efforts. Luckily, you are able to escape and hide under some bushes, except someone else already chose that spot, and you've been zapped into a fluffy little bunny. But it just so happens that the endangered Pacific Leatherback turtle is secretly in love with fluffly little bunnies. So you are now being chased by a crazy giant turtle, and you've come to a dead end. You back up against the wall only to realize you can no longer see anything. More frightened than ever, you practically squish yourself on the wall, and it gives way, causing you to fall into darkness.
As you scrabble around in the dark, complete with wiggling nose and frantically twitching whiskers, you find the only light in the dark; a gemstone the size of your bunny head, which scintillates with inner light. You inch your way towards it, and you reach forward to touch it, but once you lay your paw on it it transforms. It becomes another giant turtle! Afraid of being chased again, you frantically try to dig a rabbit-size burrow for you to hide in, but the ground is made of stone. But you don't need to, the two giant turtles have fallen in love! Awww! Except somehow one of the turtles talks the other into roasting you for dinner, so now you're being chased again. Nothing new here. You kill the turtles to be saved from being roasted. The turtles' rotting stench overwhelms you, and you faint right on the spot.
You wake up to find yourself in your bed, no longer a cute fluffy bunny. Except the bed has been moved into a hollow tree, where human-sized fairies are tending to you.
However, they seem to be preparing you as a meal, instead of tending to your needs!
So you jump up and punch them in the face and the fly away and come back with a sword and fight you but you now have telekenisis and you kill them all with your mind. You stroll down the street killing the rest of the fairies. You fall in love with a beautiful fairy before you kill her and you marry her. You live happily with your strange telekenetic fairies.
However, one day all the fairies become extinct, leaving you all alone. But you forgot your absolute favorite lunch of all time. Apple butter and pickle sandwiches! They normally cheer you up, but the apple butter has curdled. This isn't as much of a problem, though, as the fact that you have no bread, and only a tiny amount of pickle as well!
You start walking towards the shops to stock up on your depleted supplies but a cat tells you not to. He then reveals that he is not a cat at all, but a cat in a silly hat! He begins to sing, and then tells you that he grants wishes.
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