Jesus Christ! Can't a girl masterbate in peace?!

[Lunar]

...Grumpy now.

Following my being single again, I bought myself my first vibe.

I've been TRYING to use it all morning.

Both my mum and bro are at work all day, so I thought it would be oppurtune to use it and then shower. I dont want to use it whilst they're in because.. well.. yeah.
I can get pretty loud.

I wake up about 10:30, not really feeling horny.
I start to try and you know.. arouse myself. Then at 11 I hear the bloody door click downstairs. Brother is home for lunch.
So I amuse myself online for an hour. My mum has dodgy lunch hours so I text her to find out when she's home, she says 1.
So I begin at 12 ish.

I just heard the door again (after I'm fairly sure I heard it a second time)
and someone moving around. So I'm sitting here unfulfilled and moody.
Do I shove some trousers on to see whose about? Blar.


(I dont think I've broken the ToS with this post, as its not actually pornographic in nature.. but obviously take it down if it breaks conduct. x)

[Vickicat]

That has to be insanely frustrating. >_> Anyway, I think the best time for such activities is late at night, when everyone is asleep, and with the bedroom door locked.

[Lunar]

Yes.. but my room is a loft conversion, above my mums room and my door has no lock.. plus I find it a little.. hmm disrespectful to do anything sexual like that whilst others are in the house.

[Overlord Branny]

Ahhh...now you know the life of a boy..

lmao..
that's all I have to say on the matter..

[Lunar]

Nah-uhhh. Most of the ones I know just do it anyway.
I'm too bloody curteous for my own good.
Besides.. I swear women orgasm louder than guys..

..Damn.. I miss real sex..

[Venri]

Try having a fiancee 3000 miles away, now that's frustrating /head desk

But yeah, I understand what you mean about not liking it when there's people in the house, I get like that too, but I'm out all day then when I come home there's people in the house all night, so it's kinda hard *twitch*

[Overlord Branny]

Most straight men are quiet....gay guys can usually be pretty loud if they choice to. xD

Usually we want to be loud but we know how to control the feelings and instead just make a bunch of faces! <3

[Catghost]

We talked it over, and have decided it would be best to lock this thread.
Feel free to take this conversation over to the Pervatory though. :)