Recount your FAKE day here... ~ A Game

[laniparis]

Recount your FAKE day here ~ A Game

How it works

You just make up a diary entry that is so unbelievable that it's crazy but pretend that it's what happened to you today...

Example

[Shizukesa]

Today was the greatest day ever because some aliens abducted me & taught me their technology & how the universe was created & the i ended up onboard the enterpize with captin james t. kirk! young quinto spock was there as first officer so i shared with him my knowladge of the universe & we tried to in theory predict the future but of couse spock was sceptical as always lol but he did think the disscussion was fasciniating. i sat a bit closer to him & he said it was illogical xd >.<

[laniparis]

Today, I danced around like a crazy chicken doing the chicken dance while blindfolded, and possibly drunk... don't ask me why... I think I was dared but then again, it could have just been spontanality... ... *Grin*

[DrunkenShark]

( yay, awesome game!)

You would never believe me, it was insane: as I was crossing a street to get to the bus station, I was nearly rolled over by some huge 4x4! That thing could have been a monster truck so much it was big and the guy drinving it looked exactly like that bad guy from Die Hard.
I had to jump out of the way or else I would have been squashed right there on the ground. Yet when I finally stood up, I kind of found out why that guy was driving like a madman: a real angry bloodthirsty T-Rex was after the 4x4, probably hunting down the damn thing.

Worst of all the dinosaur just took out something dark from behing its back with his tiny arms and I was shocked to realise it was some sort of weapon. Then all hell breaks loose: the T-Rex started shooting lazer beam with its gun, obviously trying to shoot down the 4x4.

It was mad, so much buildings blew up at the time!

[Paradox]

Dear diary:
Today I went to the moon! It was fun, I went slow dancing with aliens and stuff... One of them said I'm sexY! OOOO
I ate a cake made of cheese... Yes, a cake made of cheese, but not a cheesecake, just a cake made of cheese

[Teralyn]

Can you believe them? First, the collars, then the leashes, then the cages... what next? A thermometer up the butt?

Jeez, now I know how my dog feels everytime we take him to the vet or punish him.

Whhyyy did I let my boyfriend talk me into a BDSM club?

[Lycramosa]

My day was interesting to say the least! First, I was eating an apple when my brother startled me and I swallowed the thing whole! While I was choking, my brother just stood there and laughed, then went to go watch tv. I blacked out because I couldn't breathe, and when I woke up, I was in a field of flowers. Very beautiful flowers might I add. The clouds were made of strawberry syrup, and there were little bugs that reminded me of plastic. I was happy to sit in the field for a while, but then I realized that the flowers were all the same! I got up and started walking, but the flowers were the same everywhere! No matter where I went there were beautiful white flowers, but no trees or anything different! The bugs were all the same too! Just as I was about to scream at the sameness, it started raining. At first I thought that I was bleeding because of the red sticky stuff that ran down my face, but then I recognized the scent! It was strawberry syrup! I suppose since the clouds are made of strawberry syrup, thats why it was raining strawberry syrup. I licked some of it, then continued to walk in the direction I was going. The white flowers were now all pink and sticky. I walked until I reached a pool of Strawberry syrup. I looked at it for a while, then decided I would try to swim in it. I jumped in, but then realized that it was thicker than water, and it held me down. I couldn't ge to the surface! I passed out again, and woke up on my kitchen floor, where I had been eating the apple. My brother walked in to get some milk, and laughed at me. "What?" I said angrily.
He grinned, "You're covered in strawberry syrup!"

[sunny golden]

My day was soo dramatic!!! I could not believe it and I was there!!! Okay, so it all started at school. I walk in the doors and see my BEST friend practically humping my boyfriend. DX I was so pissed at her! It was too bad I didn't punch her right there on the spot, becuase I thought today could not get any worse. And here's how it got...worse! I saw that very same best friend of my drinking vodka and she was in front of the school gate! As kindly as I could, I told her to stop because she was acting like a moron. Apparently she was half-way drunk already it took it with offense. She swung a punch at me ,but i dodged and slammed my fist into her stomach, and thats how I ended up with her drink all over my clothes and bloody hands from the broken glass. That ended me being the one in deep trouble. My parent were called to school and told told the "situation". When me and my parents just step in the house, my dad says that now I am getting sent to some isolation camp in Antarctica! I mean, is there even anything in Antarctica? Ugh! Then my and my mom had this huge fight over the stupid camp and eventually I won! But, there were some conditions that were made, instead I would be sent across the country for a boarding school....I guess I didn't really win that fight.

[Merr]

Dear Diary,
Today was horrible. They came again. I had no idea what to do with myself; I was just that flustered!
I was trying to feed the baby, my kid sister, when there was a banging on my door. My uncle Thomas was moving to answer it, but suddenly.. he was on the floor.
I had to bite myself to stop myself from screaming, God knows the baby was already agitated enough.

She was in a spot of trouble with the sisters today, you see. She'd gotten into a closet with some apparently 'very dangerous' things stored in it, therefore landing a sister in an ungodly amount of trouble. She was playing with them with the other children when a sister walked in. She was shocked enough to faint! Another sister, hearing the first sister fall, bustled herself in and gave all the children a right box on the ears. I think she must have hit just too hard with my little one, because she came home holding her head and complaining. She wouldn't eat when I fed her.

Anyways. I know I'm just trying to distract myself. On to the real problem. I hurried into the other room as fast as I could, because I could now see that Thomas was bleeding. It was all so fast. I didn't see anything but his blood on the floor... I was hiding the girl's eyes and most likely screaming for my father.
I surely didn't have what they wanted; I couldn't! I only had a baby to take care of and now a bled-out uncle on the floor of my den. Diary, you must believe me. If I would have known such a thing would happen from father's actions, I would have never let him do it.. Or I would have killed him myself. I hate him i hate him ihatehimihatehimihatehim
[illegible scribbling]

I apologise for pressing so hard on your pages, Diary. I had to take that out on something. God knows the baby's been hit enough today.

When I ran into the next room, father's study, I saw my father scrambling around his desk; a large mess of papers in various stages of being strewn on the ground. The window was open, and I was sure he planned to leap from it in escape. It wasn't a long jump, and I'm sure he was sure that he would be able to land safely in the garden below.
The baby still in my arms, her mouth covered with my hand to stop her screaming, my father glanced over his shoulder at me. I heard him, he.. growled at me. It was an angry, vulgar noise.. he lunged.

The next thing I remember is my silent house, the baby sleeping, tears drying on her cheeks, beside me. My leg hurts, still. I think he broke it upon landing atop me.. I managed to crawl to his desk and dig out my diary; hidden conveniently, for years, in the bottom drawer for me to reach when I needed it. There were pens aplenty for me to use, so I grabbed the nearest one... it died halfway through writing this, as you might have noticed. I found a better one that's easier to write with.

I don't know what's happening now. I thought for sure I would be dead by now, and I don't even want to think about my sister's fate if I were to die and they were to become victorio

I hear something
I think theyre coming inside
ive hid beneath the desk with her but shes waking up im so scared
theyre here theyre here ihatehimihatehimhelpme [long scribble leading from the 'E' to the end of the page, digging in deep and hard into the diary]

[moonlitdream]

Dear Diary,
Today I decided to visit a nearby graveyard of mine. As I was walking to the graveyard, I heard a lot of screeching coming out of nowhere. I looked all around, but saw nothing. Then later, I came to realize there were flying Elephants making super loud and head-banging screeching noises across the sky with wings the size of 7 buses. After studying them, I noticed there were pokemon on their backs! Pokemon! Real life Pokemon! It was unbelievable! I wanted to catch one! So I threw a rock at one of the elephants to make most of the pokemon fall off its back. Only to find myself running as the elephant started chasing with their oversided wings. I looked back to realize the elephant was being steered by the one and only...Chuck Norris...Un...Be...Lievable...
And then I woke up... ...Terrible ending, I know... Sorry

[killerkitty]

Dear Diary,

Today I was asleep till noon. Then I had brunch (a peanut butter and chocolate sandwich). I read my book afterwards. It was really exciting. After lunch my dad went for his usual nap and I stayed bored, doing nothing, wishing I could go on the computer and see the halloween event. Then we all got dressed and went to a halloween party! I went as a ghost. There were loads of little children, and I chased them around xD
After that I went to my mom's house and went straight on to the computer, having missed the first and second days of the event.

Oh wait.. That did really happen.

[lexi luthor]

Dear diary,

THE WORLD HAS FINALLY GONE NUTS.

Humans became the dominate species today, like up and out of NOWHERE. It used to be us squirrles but NO. uughh... one of them started shooting their beebee gun at me and I was like "SQUEEAKK!!!" and started climbing up a tree. They scared the hair out of me. Since when did they start feeling all mighty?

Once lunch time came around I saw a huge orange pumpkin sitting plump on someone's doorstep. I thought to myself 'squeek squeeeek squ squ squeek' and ran over to the orange blob. I started eating it but something didn't taste right. That was wwhen I noticed... HOLY CRAP.. the pumpkins were fermented...

After lunch I saw a huge fluffy tail protruding from my butt and started chasing it in circles, but I couldn't stand up straight on my four paws and continued to fall over many times. So I tried to climb up a tree to get back into my home but I couldn't because after I took five steps I felt too woozy and fell off the tree and forgot what was happening... so then I tried again and again and again. But nothing worked.

The a bunch of kids walked by wearing costumes. One of them was dressed up as a pumpkin and forgetting everything lost in my feremented drunkeness I started chasing the kid. The human started screaming and running away and it confused me then because pumpkins didn't usually have legs that could run away from me.

So I gave up and fell asleep on top of a bird's nest.

And what happened after that.. well... lets just say I woke up in the morning with a pretty blue jay cuddling me.

I HATE the color blue. -.-

[TGPretender]

Okay, okay. So, I was walking to school, right? When this HUGE space shuttle suddenly descends upon me and I'm abducted by aliens. Well, the aliens wanted someone to teach them the meaning of life, but when I told them it was 42, they began to wonder what specific question had been asked to receive such an answer. They drove back to their own planet with me and put me to work figuring out just such a question...

The normal answers didn't work. As we delved deeper and deeper into the meaning of everything, it became even more clear that 42 was simply the number of questions one had to ponder and discard as the answer before realizing that live is meaningless and that we should all cease to exist.

The aliens did not take this well. But they at least sent me home before destroying the universe and all parallel universes with it. So you have about ten minutes to contemplate your existence before it's gone.

[killerkitty]

Dear Diary,

You will NOT believe what happened to me. A weird blue fairy-cat came out of a purple-leaf tree and tackled me. Tackled me! He scratched and bit and nearly clawed my eyes out! I had to go to the cybergenetics hospital and ask them to create new ones! Then I went back home in my new jet-car that my boyfriend got me after I got my fly-driving license . He can be so sweet sometimes.

But for some reason nobody was home. Everyone had disappeared! Even the noisy neighbours! All gone! Then I discovered that they had all been abducted by the blue fairy-cats, which were in fact aliens that had come from the Andromeda place! You know how I found that out? They managed to abduct me too. That cat who atttacked me earlier had inserted a chip into my brain and followed my every movements. Then I woke up in this weird room. I was strapped to something so I couldn't see much except in front of me. Then, after a few weeks of experimentation (which were not pleasant, I can tell you) they finally let us go. I was so relieved.

[Madam Kira]

Dear Diary,
You're not going to believe this.
I was walking my dog outside, when I was suddenly attacked by a pack of Zombies.
Then they all died.
So I continued to walk my dog, then got attacked by werewolves.
Then they all died.
Then as I continued to walk my dog, I got attacked by a punch of sea turtles form space.
And they didn't die!
We stayed and placed space monkeys from beyond the underworld.
It was fun.
My dog didn't get a chance to poop though.