<3 Embarassing Moment Release <3 <3

[laniparis]

Anyone who isn't too embarassed to post their *cough* moments of stupidity, etc... here is welcome to...

I have so many I don't even get embarassed anymore... lol, kinda

[laniparis]

Lani's Moments of Stupidity / Insanity

* I once asked my mum... I wonder what Daniel Radcliffe (aka Harry Potter) would look like with glasses

* I tried a ring on in a jewelry store and it kind of got stuck on my finger (AND, I mean stuck, lol)... I almost had to ask them if I could just wear the ring to the bathroom so I could use the soap to loosen it, luckly nervous sweat works too (eww, lol)

* When I first got my mobile, I didn't really remember my ringtone (one of those inbuilt phone ones) and once I let it ring out thinking "That sounds almost like my ringtone" and another time I answered it only to realise it was the guy in front of me whose phone had been ringing, needless to say I pretended to have a phone call, lol

* I thought I would multitask by walking and reading a magazine and ended up walking into a pole in front of a crowd of people

* Proof of a short attention span (lol) ... when I got my Licence I was telling my family and my aunt had this really big red bag which I noticed halfway though my speech and ended up announcing in front of everyone "Now I can drive your bag"

* I trip over (stack it) on many, many occasions to the extent that I blame the "invisible speedbumps"

* I can take awhile to get a joke, lol (probably why I <3 <3 <3 Simpson repeats, lol) ... I'll go and do or say something else and then (this could be minutes [or hours] later) I burst out laughing (sometimes in inappropriate situations, lol)

* I laughed so hard with my friends once that I managed to snort rissole out of my nose (don't ask me how) now I tell everyone not to make me laugh while eating, lol

* I answered the phone at my nanna's house and they asked who it was and I literally forgot my name, I was like... "Oh, it's um... oh, um... ah... oh... I'll give you to aunty Sue." lol

* I was watching a movie and an "FBI" warning came up on the screen and I announced loudly "Ooohh, an FIB warning" needless to say the "Fib" jokes are endless, lol

* I sleep talk and sleep laugh, the worst part is I'll wake people up, then I'll go on a long winded conversation and almost make them believe it, until they realise I'm talking nonsense, and then I'll say something like "Never mind, it doesn't matter." and go back to bed, by now they're up and confused, lol...

[Vidd187]

I can take awhile to get a joke, lol (probably why I <3 <3 <3 Simpson repeats, lol) ... I'll go and do or say something else and then (this could be minutes [or hours] later) I burst out laughing (sometimes in inappropriate situations, lol)


I do this to all the time

[laniparis]

Nothing wrong with that... lol

[Vidd187]

if you say so

[laniparis]

lol, *grin*

I love my weirdness *grin*

[elvenArya]

I have so many i don't really remember them!

[elvenArya]

One time, I got my foot stuck in a chair at my neighbor's house. My neighbor had to get some lotion to get it unstuck.

[TheMountainScene]

Back when I was in high school, I was in the marching band. My ex-girlfriend (still a very good friend of mine) looked rather lost. I walked up to her, intending to offer to take her home, but for some reason, I walked up and said this:

"I can ride you home, if that would make you happy."
>/////<

[Kimi_Delaetus]

Let's see...

-In kindergarten, I wore a wool skirt and stockings. I sat down and the skirt rode up, though I didn't know it at the time. I stood up and went to the cubby holes and showed the entire class my whitey-tighties through my stockings.

-I was talking to a friend and asked "are green eyes real?" ...said friend? Green-eyed D:

-I believed I could read a book and walk. The pole in the cafeteria disagreed.

-Two of my friends were goofing off in the lunch room. One tickled the other, who tried to escape. The nearest escape route was apparently my lap and I almost threw myself on the floor trying to get him off. I was the only person in 10th whoever had someone on their lap in the lunch room that year >>

There's more, but I can't think of them right now...

[TheMountainScene]

When I was in the 6th grade, I was playing Prisoner (A varyation of handball) with the class, and I fell and hit my head on the asphalt. Naturally, my hands came up to my face instinctively. At the time, I was unaware of the location of my hands and sat up screaming that I had gone blind, when my hands were over my eyes the whole time.

[Chere and Rose]

Once I said aloud "I wish this period was over" which sounds kinda awkward considering I'm a girl when I actually meant "period" as in the science block we were in.

[killerkitty]

Once, I was in a hurry to get to a party. And then finally arrived. I spent several hours there partying, when at some point, someone came up to me and said, 'Why are you wearing two different shoes?' And I looked down and saw a black shoe and a blue one.


And also, (I go to a ballet-school, and once a year we do a show thing) on the dress rehearsal, when all the family members and friends come to watch the dance-show before the proper show. I forgot to bring my costume. So, in the end, I danced in jeans and a hoodie.

[ecco]

hahaha oh kitty, your second one reminded me of when i was in a christmas school play when i was about 10 years old.

i had to play a chicken in the play that year, but as we were getting ready for a dress rehearsal i forgot my shoes, but already wearing tights. i ran to the doors at the back of the hall and pushed to open them, but because the floor was varnished my feet slipped back instead and i headbutted the door in front of everyone XD

[TheMountainScene]

One time I got lost at Disneyland and I got so sad I started throwing up on all the security guards that came to get me.
I was escorted by 4 puke-drenched security guards to the front gate where my mommy was :3