LOL UR FACE
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 Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:02 am
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| KeinLeben wrote: |
lol damn. My friend once picked me up and held me over our 2 story shark tank as a joke because I can't swim. That wasn't funny though  I almost cried |
WOW that is WHACK. o_o
I work at disneyland, and unfortunately unless you work there as well none of my stories would seem funny to you. x3x
I thought of one that might be...
I work in a BBQ restaurant and we have made-up entertainment entertainment people who sing and talk and stuff(Miss Chris Sings, Saspirilla Sam plays piano and sings, and Tex Tumbleweed plays quitar and sings) and we have Woody, Jessie, and sometimes chip & dale who walk around and take pictures with quests and do little skits.
ANYWAYS. At the end of the night when there's only like four or five tables left it's either Tex or Sam by themselves. Well one of the guys who plays Tex gathers all the kids still there and tells them they're going to write this song together about sheriff Woody and each kid must provide a line for the song about Woody. After each kid gives him a line he adds it to the song. It is so perfectly classic little kids(each line was added by the next kid in line) -
"Sheriff Woody's really good.
Sheriff Woody's great.
Sheriff Woody's a good boy.
Sheriff Woody rocks!"
He played a guitar tune to it and every thing while he sang it. You have to understand that we hear the same maybe fifteen songs over, and over, and over again on our shifts. This was like such a breath of fresh air and it was freaking funny.
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SenselessPi
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:21 pm
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| A few years ago, I used to work at a Dairy Queen that was within walking distance of my house. The people who worked there were all older than me, being in their 20s, but were the friendliest I've ever worked with. Since everyone was so friendly and chummy, there were quite a few funny instances, or at least ones that made me chuckle.
Ex. 1: A co-worker pulls up a customer at the drive-thru who had ordered a root beer. She says "Can I see some ID?" and they look genuinely confused until she says "You ordered root beer." I laugh, she laughs, they laugh, then they go along their merry way.
Ex. 2: One of the cooks is singing a song that trails off into "I like...!" and when he pauses, I shout "Pie!" He laughs, I laugh, and the others look at us strangely, having missed the joke.
Ex. 3: It's raining cats and dogs outside, and naturally no one's coming in for ice cream. You can barely even see past a few feet since it's raining so hard. Dustin, one of the assistant managers, goes out for a minute to drive one of the employees home. Everyone looks at one another, not knowing who's in charge. One goes "Oh it's fine. We don't need a boss for that long." Dustin stops, looks everyone over, then goes "...Yeah, Rachael's (me) in charge." All I did was tell everyone we should clean up since we got the okay to close up shop on account of the rain.
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Lindsaypooh
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:25 pm
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| I work in a bakery that my neighbor owns. Its on Franklin street, so we usually get a lot of business, except in the summer, which is the time that i work the most.
I don't have any funny stories. Its a really boring place, so I play bejeweled all day. Then my boss teases me so i do a crossword puzzle.
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