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| A tiny scowling red fire ant with two long lizard-like tongues, a hunger for fuzzy things, four arms, 2 clawed fingers and 8 legs of stone, gains five tails when sad, grows scales when confused, gains a demonic unicorn horn on his forehead when it eats human children a angelic unicorn horn when it eats pie and turns green when fed after midnight who travels with his sidekick who is a big green dinosaur that wears fish nets on its back legs and has a piercing in its right ear and a nose ring (the ones a bull in cartoon have) and a tattoo that says "MILK" in a scroll in a heart on his face which is coated in a fake, plastic thin layer of dark chocolate and coconut, topped with a cherry and whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles shaped like dinosaurs and elephants that taste like boysenberries with a dash of pumpernickel and Cinnamon, but is allergic to all food except for star fruit and little children in cotton zip up blue footie pajamas with a floral pattern on them and matching sleeping caps. Wearing a headphone with bulging eyes. |
Changed bulldog to dinosaur.
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