neomattlac
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 Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:31 pm
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| I could live with that at this point, except I promised myself I'm taking a year off of dating. I'm finding it hard to get out of that mindset.
Granted, now you work at a retirement home.
I wish I could do something awesome.
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Remind me to remind you to give me stuff
Send me your drawings of ducks.
I have a really bad memory, so if we got into a conversation or something and I just vanished, feel free to send me a pm and I'll reappear. |
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Blazinfox555
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Posted: Sun May 12, 2013 8:01 pm
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| You get to be on the tv series Survivor, unfortunately you get voted out on the first day.
I wish for a brand new tv.
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IzaOri
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Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 3:01 pm
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| You get a brand new TV, but every single channel is static and the loud 'chhhhhh' noise.
I wish I could be invincible.
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Empy
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Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 8:25 pm
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| Congratulations. But you feel every nick and bruise as if they were a thousand needles.
I wish I had a kitty.
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Kail_Thander
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Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 3:54 pm
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| Wish granted. The kitty turns out to be a baby lion. The mother pounces on you and you barley make it out alive.
I wish for a watch.
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Empy
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Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 7:45 pm
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| Granted, the watch now watches you 24/7, very creepy.
I wish to be a princess.
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Blazinfox555
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Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 9:35 pm
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| You are now a princess, unfortunately your parents have now sent you off to be married to an old creepy king from another country.
I wish that summer was here already.
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Empy
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Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 9:42 pm
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| Granted, summer is here now, but it'll be winter again tomorrow.
I wish for a good car!
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Kail_Thander
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Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 9:51 pm
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| Granted. You have fun driving around in your new car for the first day. Then next day you come out of the shopping mall only to see Ronald McDonald stealing your car. The high speed chase is all over the news. They recover Mr. Ronald and send him to jail but you car is now unrecoverable.
I wish for a time machine.
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Empy
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Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 9:57 pm
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| Granted, but you accidentally damage the space time continuum and cease to exist.
I wish to not be sleepy.
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Kail_Thander
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Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:42 pm
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| Granted, however you find out that tomorrow you have the biggest test of your life. Once you get there you promptly fall asleep.
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Eboneye
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Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 9:46 am
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| Well since the person above me didn't wish for anything I can't grant it. 
I wish for a day of total fun.
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Sly
Coordinator
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Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 10:24 pm
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| Granted, but your "Day of total fun" is a serial killer's idea of total fun. Have fun getting the blood out of those clothes and I hope you don't mind spending the rest of your life in some third-world country. 
I wish I had a good job that I loved doing.
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Empy
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Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 10:52 pm
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| Granted, but your boss is an ass and you only make minimum wage.
I wish I had a better memory.
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HoneyFuckles
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Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 11:58 pm
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| Granted, but now you remember every little thing and memories will pop up unexpectedly.
I wish my friends would stop fighting.
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