nc_serran
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 Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:27 am
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| What can ruin a perfect Thanksgiving dinner?
Answer: Art students
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Malverne
Writer
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:23 am
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| Question: Who gives the most money to Starbucks for lattes?
Answer: Dynamite. Gratuitous amounts of dynamite.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Sly
Coordinator
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:50 pm
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| Question: What's the one thing you don't want to find hung above the fireplace in stockings on Christmas morning?
Answer: 42. 
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Malverne
Writer
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:49 pm
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| Question: What is the answer to the question Arthur Dent got from pulling random tiles from a scrabble bag?
Answer: The dog has pink feet.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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KoyiTar
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:08 pm
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| Question: Who walked though my paint?
Answer: BEES RUN!!!
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Malverne
Writer
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:10 pm
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| Question: What's that buzzing?
Answer: three blind mice and half a kipper
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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littl3chocobo
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:46 pm
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| q; guess what's in my pants >//>
a; a zebra with a sunburn
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Malverne
Writer
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:54 pm
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| Question: What do you get when you cover a zebra with butter and stick it under a magnifying glass for an hour?
Answer: "SHUTUP JUST SHUT UP" says the birdie.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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KoyiTar
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:51 pm
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| Question: What's the Birdie say?
Answer: Gratuitous amounts of pudding chocolate pudding to be exact.
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littl3chocobo
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:59 pm
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| q; best thing to wrestle in?
a; 17 is
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Malverne
Writer
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:10 am
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| Question: What is the average age of a high school computer camp?
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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KoyiTar
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:55 am
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| No answer for me to question so.
Answer: One Billion dollars
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littl3chocobo
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:07 pm
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| q; what does dr malevolent want in exchange for penny pris and to take the tractor beam off super city?
a; great googly-moogly!
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killerkitty
Moderator
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:33 am
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| Question: What did the Ferocious Beast say when I ran after him with a cookie?
Answer: He does it all the time.
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Malverne
Writer
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:58 pm
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| Question: Why did that man just throw his left shoe into a basketball net?
Answer: woof.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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