Sirebrus
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 Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:40 pm
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| Granted: You stop being sick but have to live in a bubble for the rest of your life.
I wish I wasn't in Afghanistan!
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lexi luthor
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:31 pm
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| Granted: Instead of being in Afghanistan... YOU ARE AFGHANISTAN MUAHAHA
I wish I didn't have such terrible separation anxiety from my boyfriend.
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RoninAway
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:18 pm
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| GRANTED: Instead you are afraid of him! :O
I wish I had friends in high places!
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lexi luthor
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:36 pm
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| Granted, but they are sooooooooo high you never see them cause you are sooooooooo low.
I wish my wish doesnt end up being corrupted.
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killerkitty
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:53 pm
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| Granted! But seeing as this is a corrupted wishing well, your wish got corrupted anyway, and now all wishes you ever make for the rest of your life are doomed to be corrupted!
I wish family members didn't try to make me socialize more.
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Radioactivity
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:49 pm
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| Granted, but then they make you eat until you explode!
I wish for a good 2012 and whatnot! =]
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lexi luthor
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:24 am
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| Granted, 2012 is great, then you die. No more new years for you =[
I wish for all my wish that will turn out to be good come to true (So if I at some point wished death on someone, that wouldnt be good, so it wouldnt come true cause I would probably go to jail lol)
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RoninAway
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 8:51 pm
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| GRANTED: But then one of your good wishes leads to a bad thing, you go to jail and there are no more wishes for you..
I wish I wasn't hooked on pepsi!
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neomattlac
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 12:00 am
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| Granted, but now you are hooked on coke, and I don't mean the soda.
I wish I was attractive to attractive woman.
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Remind me to remind you to give me stuff
Send me your drawings of ducks.
I have a really bad memory, so if we got into a conversation or something and I just vanished, feel free to send me a pm and I'll reappear. |
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Sly
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 4:12 am
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| Granted, but now you are no longer attracted to attractive women.
I wish I didn't usually suffer from crippling anxiety at inconvenient times. 
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neomattlac
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 9:42 pm
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| Well, that sucks, to not be attracted to attractive women.
Granted, you're dead.
I wish I could write cursive nicely.
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Send me your drawings of ducks.
I have a really bad memory, so if we got into a conversation or something and I just vanished, feel free to send me a pm and I'll reappear. |
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Lost_Ninja9213
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:11 pm
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| Granted, but now you write in old English however much you tryeth to stop.
I wish I could get a job.
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Sly
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:56 pm
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| Granted, but the job sucks so bad even illeagal immigrant workers wouldn't want it. What's more, they don't pay more than a penny a month. Too bad you signed a contract to work for tham until retirement; sure you could break the contract, but they'll behead you. Oh well, maybe by the time you actually do retire you'll have saved enough pennies to buy something nice...like a sandwich. 
I wish I had more money.
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neomattlac
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:47 am
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| Granted, you find a quarter on the ground. After about a second, you realize that it's been glued to the cement. You spend about three hours trying to get the quarter off, until it finally does come up, but now your fingernails are busted up and bloody.
I wish I was happy, but not stuck laughing.
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Send me your drawings of ducks.
I have a really bad memory, so if we got into a conversation or something and I just vanished, feel free to send me a pm and I'll reappear. |
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saiyouri
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:50 pm
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| Granted but after awhile your face starts to hurt alot from smiling so much. ; ;
I wish I had my bills paid off completely.
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