Kimi_Delaetus
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 Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:07 pm
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| Granted, but then it's destroyed.
I wish I could get some pizza.
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I will not bow, I will not break
I will shut the world away
I will not fall, I will not fade
I will take your breath away
...and kill threads.
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I'm vegetarian, I'd be a crap zombie.
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Fear the wrath of the vegetarian zombie!! It will invade your vegetable gardens and turn all the cabbages into zombie vegetables! >:o |
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Khismer
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:12 pm
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| Granted, but the pizza turns out to be rotting.
I wish I could get a job writing the stories for video games.
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Clarinet
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:21 pm
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| Granted. You get fired after your first story.
I wish that my cookie would shrink to a normal size.
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Reika
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:54 pm
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| Granted, but it gets stored on the computer like all the other cookies.
I wish my computer would stop being a butt hair and run games properly.
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Khismer
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:54 pm
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| EDIT: Ninja'd!
Granted, but now it's the game disk itself that's screwing up.
I wish I could do magic.
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Clarinet
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:22 am
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| Granted, but I steal the powers from you.
I wish I had some more cookies. I don't care if they're digital.
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ravebloodnymph
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:54 am
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| Granted, but these digital cookies contain a virus that makes both you and your computer sick.
I wish that Donald would answer my text.
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Reika
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:36 pm
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| Granted, Donald answers your text with "SHHHH I'M ON THE TOILET ATM."
I wish whoever's inside the washroom would hurry up because i want to go pee.
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Sly
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:26 pm
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| Granted, they rush out with their pants down because the toilet has come to life and is now trying to eat anyone unfortunate enough to sit on it. Have fun going pee. 
I wish I knew how to play bass guitar (better.)
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killerkitty
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:10 pm
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| Granted. You play so well, that another musician hears you and grows so jealous he breaks your guitar.
I wish that wishing upon a star really granted wishes.
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They/Them
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Malverne
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:38 pm
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| Granted. However, the star is even more corrupted than the well, so your wishes end up with you being in a coma.
I wish mosquitoes wouldn't love to drink my blood so much.
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I AM THE SMARTEST FUCKING COOKIE IN THE BATCH
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Reika
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:39 pm
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| Granted. They now drink your eyeball juices.
I wish I didn't go stir-crazy from staying at home everyday.
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ravebloodnymph
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:11 pm
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| Granted. You venture out into the world and your virgin eyes have too much strain put upon them. They explode.
I wish for a lot of things, but most of all, I wish that my mother hadn't lost her ring finger yesterday because she's really really upset about it...
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Reika
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:05 am
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| Granted, but in her place, you are the one to lose your ring finger. [sorry that's really sad :C]
I wish I didn't have to corrupt that last wish.
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Clarinet
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:06 am
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| Granted. You corrupt it anyway and instantly regret it greatly.
I wish my computer and I were disinfected, not infecting anything or anyone else either.
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