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 Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:08 am
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| Granted. You're served roasted cockroaches and scorpions to eat. And they're covered with moldy potatoes.
I wish I had lots and lots of yummy stuff for dinner. (but not too much)
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Mallora
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:50 am
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| Granted you have lots of yummy things to eat, but they are in point of fact so yummy that you never eat anything else as long as you live (which happily for you is only a few weeks.)
I wish I could go back in time and see the midnight releases of the last two Harry Potter films.
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Malverne
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:14 am
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| Granted. However, because you've already seen them, you accidentally shout out some spoilers, and the rabid HP fans lynch you in anger.
I wish that the Harry Potter movies didn't butcher the books.
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Pikmin
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:29 am
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| Granted - They don't butcher the books anymore because they are NOTHING like the books. Hell, there ain't even anyone in the films called Harry now.
I wish I could have a big green parrot that talks
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Verance Lilicria
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:01 pm
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| Granted, but the only things he says are your darkest secrets, so you can never let anyone hear him!
I wish I had some cereal ;o;
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Malverne
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:27 pm
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| Granted. It's made of sugar, and makes your teeth fall out.
I wish that my brain was actually good at something...
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Clarinet
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:12 am
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| Granted. It's good at being stupid.
I wish the floor of my aunt's house was clean. (I kinda got some stuff on it)
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Mallora
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:39 am
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| Granted, now all of your clothes and your grandmother's best linens are dirty because they were used to clean up the floor.
I wish I hadn't spoiled Harry Potter for all those people!
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Verance Lilicria
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:36 am
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| Granted, now they've spoiled everything for you.
I wish I had more pretty items ;o;
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Mallora
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:43 am
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| Granted, they're so pretty you want to keep them all to yourself and never show anyone else so you wind up wearing basic items anyway.
I wish everything wasn't ruined forever.
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Verance Lilicria
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:06 am
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| Granted, now it's only ruined until you die.
I wish I had a desk for my computer )<
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Mallora
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:09 am
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| Granted, the desk is made of broken glass and giant poisonous spiders!
I wish I had a car.
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Verance Lilicria
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:18 am
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| Granted. It doesn't run.
I wish my glasses stayed clean >.<
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Clarinet
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:22 am
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| Granted. Now your eyes always get dirty.
I wish EVERYTHING was clean.
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Verance Lilicria
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:49 pm
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| Granted, now YOU are so dirty that you're not allowed to be around the clean things. So you get banished to a pocket dimension.
I wish my kitten wasn't so full of energy x__x
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