| Robin Hood and the Network
A Skit By Catsmeow111
Robin Hood: Oh merry men!
Will Stutley: I’m Will!
Will Scathelock: I’m Will!
Will Scarlet: I’m Will!
Robin Hood: Who’s Will?
All Three: I am!
Little John: Um, we had a huge budget cut. They’re repossessing the forest,
Robin Hood: How do you repossess a forest?
Little John: The network has ways… *whispered* they’re suing us.
Robin Hood: Why?
Little John: They think you are creepy.
Robin Hood: Well I won’t stand for it! Get ready a feast. We will convince the network.
Little John: Okay, but be careful, the network people are nasty creatures.
Robin Hood: Well go get them.
Little John: Okay. *Goes off stage*
Robin Hood: *To himself* I’ll show them.
Little John: *Comes on stage* This is the network people, Sydney, Melvin, and Thomas. This is Robin Hood.
Melvin: Isn’t that the creepy guy we’re suing?
Sydney: Yes, he is.
Thomas: Yes, the creepy one.
Robin Hood: Right. *Reading card* Well who wants chicken and sa-lad, s-alad, sal-ad…
Sydney: Salad?
Robin Hood: Um, yes I knew that. Perchance you know what salad is?
Sydney: It’s lettuce and tomatoes raw.
Robin Hood: Why would anyone want that?
Little John: It’s supposed to be healthy.
Melvin: Not that this isn’t nice or anything, but why are you doing this?
Robin Hood: To discuss the lawsuit!
Thomas: Oh no.
Robin Hood: Oh merry men!
Will Stutley: Here!
Will Scathelock: Here!
Will Scarlet: Here!
Robin Hood: Will?
All Three: I am!
Friar Tuck: I’m here. Why am I here? Because you want to be here! Oh yeah, now I remember!
Melvin: Is he talking to himself?
Sydney: Why are most of the people here named Will?
Thomas: And why is Little John so big?!
Maid Marian: I’m done spying on the network- oh, oops.
Melvin: You’ve been spying on us?!
Friar Tuck: Stop asking questions! You could be more polite. Really I thought I was just being assertive. Oh please! You are always ‘assertive’!
Sydney: *whispering to network people* We need to get out of here. Run!
Robin Hood: Darn, did we get anything from them?
Little John: Only a useless paper that says ‘Deed to MTV’.
Robin Hood: Ah well, go ahead and throw it away.
Little John: No, let us make use of it!
Robin Hood: How?
Little John: We can use it for target practice!
All: Hooray!
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