Eats the weight. Yeah. Eats it. Because I can get real hungry.
Then I regurgitate it in the form of a giant metal duck robot and I make it chase after the next poster and crush their little backs by sitting on them.
Only, you're out of luck, because the next poster is me...and well, I'm brilliant. I tame the metal duck with my duck whispering skills...that and a few wire ties...and use him as a jousting horse. I lance the next user.... And all this before breakfast. =p
lances spears through but misses all major organs, arteries, nerves, bones, and stops the bleeding. Grabs onto ducky and rides with Sly off a cliff.
8D