TeaTheBunny
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 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:21 am
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| Fortunately the tipsyness makes you stumble into a vat of unknown chemicals transforming you into the greatest Batman villain ever.
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TGPretender
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:36 am
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| Unfortunately, it also makes you so unstable that your molecules remain in a constant state of flux, rendering you unable to carry out your villainous deeds.
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TeaTheBunny
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:39 am
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| Fortunately a useless imbecile stumbles along and is stupid enough to offer to be your lackey thus doing all the villainous deeds for you.
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TGPretender
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:40 am
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| Unfortunately, the only thing he can say in your language is "I will be your lackey" and therefore constantly gets your orders wrong.
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TeaTheBunny
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:47 am
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| Fortunately, while saying this phrase he wins the heart of a sexy scientist who feels sorrow for his master and creates a cure for you.
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TGPretender
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:48 am
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| Unfortunately, being that you are cured, you realize there's no reason to keep up your villainy and instead become a garbage man.
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TeaTheBunny
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:50 am
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| Fortunately during your work you discover an accidentally discarded box of rare priceless diamonds.
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TGPretender
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:51 am
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| Unfortunately, when you try to do the right thing and turn them into the police, they arrest you for grand theft.
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TeaTheBunny
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:53 am
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| Fortunately one of the officers who is transporting you to jail mistakes you for a celebrity and releases you instantly with sincere apologies and the promise of a grand reward and spot on the Jay Leno show.
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TGPretender
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:54 am
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| Unfortunately, the paparazzi also mistake you and hound you for weeks after, spinning every tiny thing about your life into a smear campaign.
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killerkitty
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Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:58 pm
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| Fortunately, a big meteor came and ended life, so you needn't worry about that anymore.
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They/Them
O shucks what's up buddy |
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LivingDeadGirl
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:35 pm
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| Unfortunately the radiation from said meteor, tainted your dead body and made you come back to life as a lurching, flesh-hungry, living corpse.
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TGPretender
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 5:19 pm
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| Fortunately, this has happened before and you know what to do, going on a rampage to eat everything that hasn't gone radioactive yet.
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avalonnightress
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:09 pm
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| unfortunately,you eat too much and explode. 
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I walk with Time
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:17 pm
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| fortuneately, you are hit by a radioactive frizbee that reverses the effect
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_________________
*is sad and alone*
#2376 & the Midorean Ninja! Beware! ^^
I walk with Time on Roliana
ThePhoenixUnchained on Gaia
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