Weaseldale
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 Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:29 pm
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| If toenails taste as interesting as they smell, I don't advise eating them.
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I am Lady Sprinkles.
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Wryn
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:58 pm
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| Mm, this is true, and I've seen some very nasty stuff that grows solely on feets, and it grows slow like.
Like this one lifeguard at the pool I go to sometimes, he has a toenail that goes a good 3/4 of an inch or more beyond the tip of his toe and is black and green down the whole length- Wryn calls him pervy fungus.
But then there's those people with foot fetishes who are beyond crazy about everything feet, so there must be something to it, yes?
That or they're just that crazy, which I would believe too, seeing as how the only time I ever hear about that sort of thing is when this one guy makes creepy propositions >_<
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Kitty Rayven
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:49 pm
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| Tis true, Wryn. Insanity and foot fetishes tend to go hand-in-hand. I dated a guy who has really small feet(for a guy) and he was always obsessed with my feet and what shoes I would buy/wear. Then I found out why he was so picky bout my shoes....because HE wanted to wear them.
Yup....I caught him trying to walk a mile in my shoes.
Apparantly, when he was a wee lad, his sister used to MAKE him play dress up with her and he became obsessed with wearing womans shoes.
True story... 
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MelancholyMelody~
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:31 pm
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| Wryn wrote: |
Oh, oh-that just was not fair:
Orange juice came out of my nose when I read that-My nose!
oh man, my stomach hurts, don't make me laugh like that again, my tummy muscles can't take it 
I take it Mel was displeased with the current line of conversation?
Anywho, as punishment, I'll give you exactly what you want.
So, how does the nail taste? Was there some blood on it? I've always found my nails are too salty without some copper-taste (usu. from blood) to kind of offset it. Of course, I'm chronically dehydrated so that may have something to do with it. Also have you ever tried toenail? I've heard it tastes interesting but I don't like mushrooms so I figured that since most of the flavor is probably fungus that I wouldn't like it.  |
I thought it would be an interesting thing to discuss. And I shall answer your questions! 
It tasted like a nail...chewy, too.
No, not this time. But if I do strike blood and dip the nail in it before eating, because I like my own blood... 
My nails aren't salty that I know of. D:
Yes, I has tried toenail. I eats my toenails. They never taste gross either, which means I must have naturally awesome nails. I also eat the dead skin I peel off my foot. My feet are clean and...non-fungus-y. Which may be because I get a lot of dead skin build up and peel it off and eat it, meaning there's always fresh skin.
I once had a really big verruca on my foot. The normal things didn't work, and it became three times its original size, and I had to have it frozen with liquid nitrogen... I think it was...that seems far too cold, but I'm sure it was that. Sprayed right into my foot. It hurt a lot, but even more afterwards. However it got rid of the verruca so it was worth it, becauase it was beginning to separate (I think it had multiple cores because there was a lot of black in the middle) and had big cracks in it.  It was painful and stuck to my shoes if I didn't wear socks.
It must've been really deep, too, because now where it used to be there's a big lump of hard skin, so I think I lost a tiny bit of muscle tissue or something and it got replaced with hard skin like the rest of the outside of the foot/heel area. Now there's a little bump of hard skin that grows a little bit farther out from the rest of the sole of my foot's skin. It's essentially dead because I can clip it off with a nail clipper...and eat it.
ENJOY!  A story from me to you.
And Kitty, that's weeeird. People with foot fetishes tend to be a little odd, actually. I like feet to a certain extent, but more just for aesthetic pleasing...ness than sexually D:, mostly delicate girly ones. I think they're quite pretty and elegant. I love delicate little feet like you'd see on a fairy or something. :3
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Hey guys, as you may have noticed I'm currently not too active due to busyness, however if you need anything or just wanna drop me a line feel free to PM me, as when I check back I'm more likely to see it than posts. :3
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Vidd187
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:08 pm
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| well I think it is time to change subject
so What is the coolest thing you have ever seen Growing out of a crack in the side walk? I once saw a single flower coming up.
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Kitty Rayven
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:10 am
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| I too saw the same thing once...wonder if it was the same flower. Hmmm...
But the weirdest thing? Poo.....no joke.
I was walking down the strip in LC after a big storm, heading for a friends house and I saw this dark brown mass that appeared to get bigger(and not just because I was getting closer). The closer I got, the worse it smelled...I got 3 feet from it and realized it was a puddle of poo!
I went around it and headed the half block to my friend's house. When I got there I asked about it. Apparently, her neighbors' sewage container bust during the storm, and sprung a leak, right under the sidewalk. And it had been growing and ebbing off and on for the past 12 hours.
It was quite intriguing in a gross, safe-from-a-distance sort of way.
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Vidd187
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:32 pm
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MelancholyMelody~
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:06 pm
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| Lol @ changing the subject only to end up on something gross again.
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Hey guys, as you may have noticed I'm currently not too active due to busyness, however if you need anything or just wanna drop me a line feel free to PM me, as when I check back I'm more likely to see it than posts. :3
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Kitty Rayven
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:44 am
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| LOL...yeah, I'm good at that. Vidd's had to put up with it for 22 years(well, soon to be). Funny....the only girl in the family, and I'M the one who can talk about gross things and eat at the same time.
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Vidd187
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:47 pm
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| not exactly kitty you are just more of a pain in the ass about it
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MelancholyMelody~
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:50 pm
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| I've always been like that, lol. Never very ladylike.
Omg, you know Vidd IRLz?!
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Hey guys, as you may have noticed I'm currently not too active due to busyness, however if you need anything or just wanna drop me a line feel free to PM me, as when I check back I'm more likely to see it than posts. :3
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Vidd187
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:58 pm
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| yes MelMel Kitty is my sister
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Kitty Rayven
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:53 am
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| *evil grin*
I smile because you are my little brother....I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it!
mwahahahahaaa
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MelancholyMelody~
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:11 pm
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| D'aww~
Ah gots mah little sister on here too. BubbleTrouble. Kekekekeke.
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Hey guys, as you may have noticed I'm currently not too active due to busyness, however if you need anything or just wanna drop me a line feel free to PM me, as when I check back I'm more likely to see it than posts. :3
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Vidd187
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:14 pm
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| Wow Bubble is your lil sis ool
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