Let's tell a story together

[BubbleTrouble]

This is pretty simple. We're going to tell a story together by writing a small paragraph each following what the person before has written, thus making a collaborative story. Don't take it too seriously though it's supposed to be fun .

I'll start:

Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a young girl who enjoyed eating a great deal. She enjoyed it so much she ate all the villages food by accident, so they sent her away to think about what she'd done (and to lose the weight O_O) in the forest surrounding the village. But the forest was dark and she became scared so she jumped when she heard a voice behind her.

Now the next person continues the story and so on so forth:

[MissFortune]

It was the heavy breathing of Batman with his cancerous I-smoke-two-packs-a-second voice. The young girl was very surprised at the appearance of the seemingly entirely fictional character. Actually- she was so surprised at Batman's appearance that she dropped 5 pounds when she saw him(9ahem -doody poop-). Once the young girl had gotten over her astonishment enough to speak she asked Batman "But Batman- what are you doing here?"

[Kira Bella]

"I am here because you have a terriable problem my dear. You are stupid." He said gravely. Taking out an entire pack of cigerattes and smoking them all at once, he continues.

"You see, you were dropped on your head as a child. There is nothing the doctors can do. And no one ever wanted to tell you before, because your so pretty they didn't want to make you sad. I think you can handle it though..."

The girl stared at him. She didn't quite understand him, but he made her want a hot dog real bad...

[Weaseldale]

"But... How do you know that?" The girl, who I'm going to call Melissa, asked Batman. She was spending so much effort trying to figure it out that she actually lost all the weight she had gained. They stood in silence for a moment, and then Batman answered.

"Because, Melissa, I am your father."

[killerkitty]

'What the f***!!!!!' said Melissa, staring at him. Batman walked over to her. The smoke of the cigarettes went into her face and she couldn't breathe and fainted. So he dragged her to his secret lair where she'd have to face her worst nightmare------- exercise!! DUN, DUN, DUNNNN!!!
When she woke up...

[Shizukesa]

she was much thinner & wore a size six! O_o Just then there was a loud *woosh* sound & the flash appeared standing in front of her. "Hey! I just did my hair!" she shouted at him for the huge gust of wind he brought in with him. Just then an armchair that sat in the batcave transformed into martian manhunter. The girl screamed "Eek! What are you??" "You may call me Jonzz." the creature spoke.

[Teralyn]

Jonzz stood and stretched before her, his body covered in a grey skin that was coated with a short, velvet like fur. "Ｙｏｕ　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏ　ｒｅａｓｏｎ　ｔｏ　ｆｅａｒ　ｍｅ，　ｌｉｔｔｌｅ　ｏｎｅ。。。　Ｉｔ　ｈａｓ　ｂｅｅｎ　ｒｅｑｕｅｓｔｅｄ　ｏｆ　ｍｅ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｔｏ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｓａｆｅｔｙ　ａｎｄ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｈａｐｐｉｎｅｓｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆａｔｈｅｒ　ｉｓ　ｇｏｎｅ." Melissa's eyes widened and she gazed curiously into the startlingly blue eyes of the Alien male. He smiled slightly. "So, you're my babysitter/bodyguard, is basically what you're saying?" A deep, throaty chuckle escaped him and Jonzz nodded. "Ｙｅｓ，　Ｍｅｌｉｓｓａ." he affirmed.。"Ｔｈａｔ　ｉｓ　ｗｈａｔ Ｉ　ａｍ　ｓａｙｉｎｇ。"

[Lily Cat]

The alien swiftly took Melissa by the hand, and dragged her through a series of secret tunnels, eventually finding their way outside. However, they were not outside Gotham, or anywhere near it. They had arrived in London.

"Where are we going?" Melissa asked.

"I need to run some errands, and I need to take you with me. Ssss." Jonzz replied with a strange hiss.

Young Melissa did not realise that they were in fact making their way to the mothership, which was resting somewhere under the Thames River.