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Float On in my pants.

Thank you Modest Mouse for making it sound awkward xD

I last played Star Fluxx. Great game, even though I keep losing.

Inside the Fire in my pants.

This is what I get for listening to Disturbed I guess?

I could lie and say that I'm playing Borderlands 2, just so I can feel more like an adult, but the truth is that I am, at the moment, playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon; Gates to Infinity.

Childish? M ...

Misty Mountain in my pants.

I guess my pants are quite large then?

English is a wonderful language. Why? Beacuse the sentence below makes perfect sense.

"The faith he once had had had had more impact on him than he knew."

And they wonder why foreigner ...

Granted, but everyone in the world goes deaf and can't hear you.

I wish the ringing sound in my ear would go away.

Wish You Were Here in my pants.

Thanks Pink Floyd, now I sound like some sort of perv xD

Y is for Yveltal!

Lollipop in my pants.

I'm a girl, so this is a bit worrisome.

I am the knight that says "I used to be an adventurer, but then I took an arrow to the knee."

(Lame, I know)

Speaking of pineapples! I don't think this has been mentioned, and if it has then I'm sorry, but the acid in pineapples can wear away your fingerprints.
Illegal immigrants are often given pineapples ...

... I waved my arms around wildly and it flew out of my hand and into the fireplace.

I remember that one Christmas where I had a whole box filled with...

Granted. They now sing in increasingly annoying voices and always sing the songs you hate.

I wish I knew how to make proper and tasty muffins.

Yawning is incredibly contagious. By just looking at the picture of someone yawning is enough to make you start too.
Writing this was enough to get me started