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Granted, but now your life is also tragically short...

I wish I could type faster.

I'd scream in pain and break your head open with that bat.

What would you do if I told you that the world was about to be taken over by vampiric spiders?

Say "I DON'T want anything from you people and I DON'T USE the Fred Meyer pharmacy. So quit calling!"

What would you do if the person above you dump your precious smoothie down the drain?

I would decline, being to busy roleplaying.

What would you do if the person above you made you take the SAT and the ACT and a spatial learning test to top it off?

Granted, but people laugh at the rest of you instead.

I wish I had better spatial thinking skills.

I would cry because I would never learn if I got the part in my school play.

What would you do if I came up to you and started singing Heartbreaker in preperation for my auditions?

Granted, but you keep running into the tops of doorways, and scraping your head on the roof.

I wish it was raining.

Leave you be. There are some things I would rather not know.

What would you do if I poked you and told you you were parked in a handicapped space? Jab

Muzzle it so it didn't sing that annoying song o.o

What would you do if I kicked you?

Slay you while playing Angeleyes

What would you do if I was a zombie slayer who couldn't tell the difference between zombies and real people?

Nod, smile, and kick you on accident. No really, it was an accident sir!

What would you do I started playing ABBA really loud all over the forums?

Granted, but it's blue because you can't breathe and will soon be dead.

I wish I could spell when I'm typing really fast.

Granted, but now all you can see in your mind is slime.

I wish I could fly.

Move to New York City and start naming them ^_^

What would you do if I turned into the Phantom of the Opera?

Cuddle it and name it Derora.

What would you do if I started lecturing you?