The Awkward Moment...

[KoyiTar]

That awkward moment when you realize you've fallen in love with your best guy friend after years of being friends and not being able to tell him at all.

[ecco]

hahaha that sounds kind of like a cool moment tho?! :P

[neomattlac]

[Angelic.Demon]

I just had one happen to me. It makes more sense if you've read the Hunger Games book.

That awkward moment when your best guy friend tells you that he unconsciously imagined you as Katniss when he was reading the books.

[neomattlac]

Pedophile or dedicated?
'Cause Katniss was 16...
Awkward moment that you ask out someone, who you've liked a long time, via the net, and instead of just denying your request, she blocks you from ever sending her a message.

[ecco]

16 is legal here in the UK :3

[neomattlac]

Well... your sig still sounds dirty.

[Thelogicalsong]

That awkward moment when you have an experience like the OP.

Only I was the guy.

And one night while perusing a porn site, I found a video.

This girl in the video was just taking a shower (I suppose she left the camera on the counter and filmed herself. It didn't move and there wasn't any sound at all.)

As I'm watching it, I'm noticing things.

Things like, "Don't I know that belly? And those hips?"

The breasts and vagina were new to me (I'd never seen the girl she reminded me of naked) and I couldn't see her face.

But the way her build was, the size of the breasts, hips, everything. I thought it was one of my good friends.

I call her up, and I'm like "Hey, you've never filmed yourself nekkid for a guy have you? Cause I found this video..."

She responded with "Hell no, send it to me."

After a slight pause.

"Nope, that's not me. Close, but no cigar. My nipples aren't shaped like that."

"I'd like to see for clarification, Sarah."

"Shut up, Sean."

Some giggles, cause I'm playing around, and we go on our merry days.

I gotta say, it's weird thinking you've found your friend naked online. I mean, it's one thing if they send it to you, but to actually find it? That's weird, and I am sure I handled that properly, but man.

Weird stuff.

[ecco]

hahaha XD well it's reassuring to know i'm not alone in that most awkward of experiences :P gotta say i'd probably find it more awkward if the whole conversation/thing happened with a friend as opposed to my boyfriend. i'd probably be a lot more embarrassed about it hahaha XD

[killerkitty]

Oh wow, ecco! That sounds really creepy!

...That awkward moment during a party when you look down at your feet and realise you're wearing two different shoes.

[Malverne]

The awkward moment when you're massively procrastinating on your homework, and your mother comes home yelling "YOU'RE FIRED FROM BEING MY DAUGHTER!" and you freak because you think she's pissed about you procrastinating, but she's really just annoyed that she put her pants on inside out.

[neomattlac]

Dang, you must be really close friends to be able to ask her if she was in a porno.

[Thelogicalsong]

It's one of those things that I'm honest as hell, and if I have something on my mind, I'll speak it.

So in a way, people expect things like that from me.

[neomattlac]

And I, on the other hand, lie quite a bit, IRL, to make life more interesting, hide boring facts in trouble, etc.

[Elrakis]

These are the two most awkward moments I can recall:

1) One summer day some friends and I were going to a neighbouring city for some party and softball-playing. We we're going to get there by car and a friend of a friend, a guy which I've never met earlier, is the designated driver. Nice guy who willingly drives a friend and some strangers to a city. Anyway, whilst in the car on our way to the destination, there's one of those awkward silences. I decide to break the ice with some of the morbid sense of humour that I shared with my pals. I said to the kind driver, the stranger: "Hey! Wouldn't it be totally unexpected if a kid ran out onto the free-way and you ran over him so that there was blood and gore all over the car?"

There was a huge silence... I later found out that everybody, except me, knew that the driver's little brother had killed himself infront of a train just a couple of days before that day when he drove us...


2) Quite a classy bit. At a former girlfriends house, parents are at work, we are home alone. Decide to have some sex, and the girlfriend I had was one of those very loud women. So we have som hard loud sex in her bedroom and when we're done we notice that the radio downstairs is on. We hadn't noticed that her father had arrived during our "session", so you go figure why he had turned on the radio at high volume...