The Awkward Moment...

[ecco]

So, this happened last night.

My phone goes off and wakes me up. I'm like "ugh, what time is it? what could that be?"

I pick up my phone and see its 3:15am. I have a text from my boyfriend. All it says is "You awake"

I instantly have a bad feeling about this. 1 because of the time of night... 2 because there's no kisses! it sounds cliche, but when a common factor in the way someone writes changes, you know somethings up.

I text back "yea, why? x x"

A few minutes later I get a longer text back saying he's just seen "something disturbing" online and "needs clarification". So I text back asking what's up, royally confused.

At this point I'm wondering what on earth it could be. Panicking slightly. Then I get a phone call from him.

He says, sounding shaky "Mel... have you ever made a sextape?"

I'm like NO. NO I HAVE NOT. WHY. O_O

He sends me a link in an email to a porn video. and the girl getting fucked in it looks almost EXACTLY like me. I can see why he's freaked out. It's kind of weird to watch.

Seriously, though. it's in night-vision so it's black and white, but I can tell she has the same skintone, the same sort of hair colour. Her eyebrows even arch the same way as mine do, and her facial structure is just like mine. We have almost the exact same body type and even her boobs are about the same as mine. This girl is identical to me DOWN TO HER COOCH. I'm not even joking. I have honestly never seen someone with such a striking resemblance to myself.

It's creepier because the girl in the video is asleep while this guy is all over her. But luckily there ARE differences, too. I end up having to reassure my boyfriend that it's definitely not me 1. because i dont own any underwear like she has on at the beginning, 2. because i dont have a bellybutton piercing and never have done, 3. because she doesn't have the freckles i do by my bellybutton and on my side.

But still. My god is it weird to see a porno of someone who is essentially your doppelganger. Especially when you don't even like porn at the best of times!


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So. I wanted to share this little story here because I needed to tell someone, and Mido is the place I feel comfortable to share pretty much anything, no matter how awkward it is! So I say, let's make this a thread for sharing your awkward moments!

Write it out like a story, or just leave the sentence "The awkward moment when x", or post both, your choice!

But hey, that's mine, to kick things off.

The awkward moment when your boyfriend finds your doppelganger in a sextape.

[Chu]

Oh wow. ._. That would definitely creep me out - I can't stand porn.

I don't even... I don't even know. xP I don't think I have anything that matches that, haha.

[ecco]

Yea D: It was kind of creepy. I don't like porn, either. To be honest, mostly all it does is either make me laugh or gross me out >< needless to say, this one didn't make me laugh ;3;


Mostly I'm like... really hoping no-one else I know ever sees that video. I mean... what if someone assumes it actually is me? lol. especially cos I've wanted to get my bellybutton pierced for ages it's put me off a bit haha.


but I'm sure you do XD things can be awkward in different ways!

[Siege Heart]

That is pretty awkward especially having cooch and boob identical.

That awkward moment when you talk about perverted things about someone and they hear you and standing behind you.

[realAniram]

I've... Never had an awkward moment of that level. D:

Also, that tape sounds... A mix of disgusting and super creepy.

[WhingingNinja]

the only really awkward thing was when I had my photobucket account not on private and I forgot I had a topless shot of me and a msn friend was looking through it and found said picture and said your boobies are huge I was all 0-0 okies lol needless to say I made said account private and try to remember for other accounts I may have.

But yeah no wonder your boyfriend was freaked out
did you ask him why he was watching the porn in the first place? rofl

[Catghost]

o_o That is probably the creepiest thing I've read in a while. I don't think anything I've had happen would even come close, haha
But yeah, as far as awkward moments go I don't really have any..? Or else, can't think of any at the moment. That sort of thing is something don't I actively try to remember.

[Siege Heart]

That awkward moment where you look around to see if there is no one and then start dancing randomly and someone springs up.

[Catghost]

That awkward moment when you're arguing with yourself and someone hears you. :U Has happened to me on several occasions.

[Siege Heart]

That awkward moment when you're singing in the shower and you have guests.

[Angelic.Demon]

I love the fact that your boyfriend is watching porn late at night, see the girl and thinks 'Wait a minute.... this chick look familiar'

xD

[Sly]

Wow that would suck.... I think I'd freak out if a porn star even slightly resembled me, especially if my boyfriend saw it and questioned me about it. xD;

I'm sure I have a lot of awkward moments that I could share, but only one comes to mind at the moment.

Once I was walking with a female acquaintance of mine to class and she felt the need to inform me that she was going to go get another genital piercing when she got home that day. First of all, I don't care to know that about anybody, especially someone I don't know that well. As if it weren't already awkward enough, a guy who was a classmate of mine walked up behind us and goes "can I come?" about something totally different that we had been talking about earlier; his timing was abysmal. The whole situation was abysmal, actually.

[neomattlac]

The awkward moment when you ask someone out online and they don't respond, so you don't know if they just haven't been online, don't want to hurt my feelings, or if they are just taking a long time to respond.

[ecco]

Siege;
hahaha! I hate it when i try to do something silly/embarassing on the sly and someone just suddenly APPEARS XD its like GOD WHY. WHYYYYY.

Aniram;
it... was kinda XD; mainly because she was asleep, lol >< but... hey this is why i dont usually watch porn anyway. it just makes me super uncomfortable haha.

Ninja;
haha, wank before bed? XD he has a very high sex drive, and he lives away for uni, so we don't see eachother on a daily basis. :P and man, that's embarassing... actually, i have one like that.

The awkward moment when your boyfriend gets a new phone, they transfer all his files in store, and all the staff in the store see the pictures he has of you.... NAKED. oh, and one of the staff happens to be your mutual friend.

I'm just glad i've only ever taken tasteful nudey shots XD

Cat;
ahaha, yea, it was super creepy XD and that's happened to me many a time. i talk to myself quite a bit, so.. :P

AnDe;
lol, apparently he was looking for something else and a thumbnail of this vid came up and it had a close up of the girls face... so he was like DAFUQ IS THAT MY GIRLFRIEND?!

Sly;
ahahaha oh god that poor guy. he must have been so embarassed :P bleh, i dont know why anyone would get their downstairs pierced. just sounds cringeworthy to me, but fair play to those who have the uh... metaphorical balls to do it, i guess? XD

neo;
aww man! did you ever find out?

[realAniram]

OH, I thought of one! xD

That awkward moment when you're walking by and someone walking towards you puts up their hand and you automatically high five them as you pass each other.

I just kept walking... No looking back.