Introduction with strange facts about me you don't need!

[CarnaubaWax]

Hi, I am myself. I'm currently residing in a chair in front of an air-conditioner. My hair is a color, and you can send mail to my mailbox.

My username comes from the list of ingredients on this box of CVS brand ibuprofen I have. Apparently carnauba wax makes up the most of the tablets. I'm not sure what a carnuba is, or why it is waxy though. I like to image it's a strange creature from a jungle that has wax on it's teeth and some time during imperialism the British found it in the jungles of India and they harvested it's wax as a filler in tablet medications. Or something like that.

Oh! I think I forgot to mention-- I have all of my original fingers still. Seems kind of weird when you think about how teeth fall out when you're young, and how you cut your hair.

[Pikmin]

Hi, I am Sam, I am currently in my egg chair and I do not like green eggs and ham.

xD Anyway, welcome~ If you have questions etc feel free to ask, there's an unusual lack of smelly people here o\ And hope you have fun lol, seem like an interesting person to have around :3