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 PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:45 am Reply with quote        
Robin Hood and the Network
A Skit By Catsmeow111




Robin Hood: Oh merry men!

Will Stutley: I’m Will!

Will Scathelock: I’m Will!

Will Scarlet: I’m Will!

Robin Hood: Who’s Will?

All Three: I am!

Little John: Um, we had a huge budget cut. They’re repossessing the forest,

Robin Hood: How do you repossess a forest?

Little John: The network has ways… *whispered* they’re suing us.

Robin Hood: Why?

Little John: They think you are creepy.

Robin Hood: Well I won’t stand for it! Get ready a feast. We will convince the network.

Little John: Okay, but be careful, the network people are nasty creatures.

Robin Hood: Well go get them.

Little John: Okay. *Goes off stage*

Robin Hood: *To himself* I’ll show them.

Little John: *Comes on stage* This is the network people, Sydney, Melvin, and Thomas. This is Robin Hood.

Melvin: Isn’t that the creepy guy we’re suing?

Sydney: Yes, he is.
Thomas: Yes, the creepy one.

Robin Hood: Right. *Reading card* Well who wants chicken and sa-lad, s-alad, sal-ad…

Sydney: Salad?

Robin Hood: Um, yes I knew that. Perchance you know what salad is?

Sydney: It’s lettuce and tomatoes raw.

Robin Hood: Why would anyone want that?

Little John: It’s supposed to be healthy.

Melvin: Not that this isn’t nice or anything, but why are you doing this?

Robin Hood: To discuss the lawsuit!

Thomas: Oh no.

Robin Hood: Oh merry men!

Will Stutley: Here!

Will Scathelock: Here!

Will Scarlet: Here!

Robin Hood: Will?

All Three: I am!

Friar Tuck: I’m here. Why am I here? Because you want to be here! Oh yeah, now I remember!

Melvin: Is he talking to himself?

Sydney: Why are most of the people here named Will?

Thomas: And why is Little John so big?!

Maid Marian: I’m done spying on the network- oh, oops.

Melvin: You’ve been spying on us?!

Friar Tuck: Stop asking questions! You could be more polite. Really I thought I was just being assertive. Oh please! You are always ‘assertive’!

Sydney: *whispering to network people* We need to get out of here. Run!

Robin Hood: Darn, did we get anything from them?

Little John: Only a useless paper that says ‘Deed to MTV’.

Robin Hood: Ah well, go ahead and throw it away.

Little John: No, let us make use of it!

Robin Hood: How?

Little John: We can use it for target practice!

All: Hooray!
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 PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 5:50 pm Reply with quote        
This is very confusing! Sad
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 PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:13 pm Reply with quote        
Not too bad if you're going for a skit. It'd be pretty amusing, in fact. Just switch it to where the speech isn't so stilted. c:
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