RavenCpu
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 Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:10 pm
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| Everything seemed like it was going great, then WHAM ... you're served the divorce papers. What horrible, inconsiderate, and heartbreaking thing did you do to screw up the perfect relationship with the avatar above you?
Example: She honestly looked kinda fat in that dress 
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Lil Bit
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:24 pm
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| I got my papers in this morning.
Sadly, I guess telling him that 'black is definately not your color' was the breaking point. The fact that it's his entire wardrobe probably didn't help my case, either.
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RavenCpu
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:29 pm
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I kept telling her "it wouldn't hurt to lose a little weight". Well, apparently things got a little out of control..... I can't even see her now  Needless to say... it was my fault, obviously
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Lil Bit
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:23 pm
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| I don't honestly know how it got this bad.
I brought home a dvd of Sweeny Todd and that was it. The next thing I know, I wake up with my hair shaved off and a piece of pie with a finger sticking out of it.
All of this from 'I love this musical'.
I blame myself.
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Jintiuroh
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:00 pm
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| Alas, she wasn't too thrilled at the thought of imposing a "bare necessities" policy regarding clothing. I was only trying to save us some money and in my defense all those mantles and hoodies were costing us a MINT.
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Aaya-Tan
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:03 pm
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| I tried the 'bare naked truth' policy.
He took it a little too literally.
Now I have a restraining order and he's got a criminal record for indecent exposure in public.
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Jintiuroh
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:14 pm
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| I don't care WHAT she says about "indecency", I'm pretty sure she was just jealous that no one could keep their hand's off me... especially the police officers... Though I don't think they count.
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Chere and Rose
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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:34 pm
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| I don't know how it happened.
Maybe it was the fact that I couldn't cook.
Or maybe I forgot it was spaghetti night....
I really just don't know.
It could be the fact that I really just don't know
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sumitan
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:44 am
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| Maybe it was the rabbit always watching me like I was doing something wrong. Or maybe it was cause I just never did anything in general and made them do all the cleaning...
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sychobunny
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 10:33 pm
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| She was the outdoorsy-sort and I let it slip how I thought those who stayed in tents ever were more closely related to chimps than the rest of us. She didn't like that. Oops.
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glimpse
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 7:22 am
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| I wouldn't stop asking what happened to her eye and I guess she just got fed up with it. I wasn't trying to be insulting, but I never did feel comfortable around her since she always had that black cat around.
Plus, I found out she was seeing some other chick. An "outdoorsy-sort". That was the final straw. D:
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LadyHarpy
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 1:04 am
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| I'm not really sure what happened. I think it might have been the time i threw out her flower petals by mistake. or maybe the time i suggested that she lose the tree...Then again it could have also been when i called that sword of hers stupid...
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futaba_tan
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 1:43 am
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| Well I guess buying her that vaccuum and treadmill for her birthday was a bad thing...
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Tribute
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 12:28 pm
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| He just wouldn't get dressed!
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glimpse
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 1:46 pm
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| One morning I woke up and noticed the fangs sticking out of his mouth.
When I asked him about it, he just went "hhhssssssss"
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