Chu
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 Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:26 pm
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| I'm sure we've all used "your mom" jokes a few times. Some of us have addictions to them and use them after every other sentance. >.>; So what do you think of these jokes? Do you find them overly offensive or are they just pure fun to you? Do you have any particularly funny ones?
._. I have urges to use "your mom" jokes around strangers. Not a very good idea.
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LOL UR FACE
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:40 pm
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| I used to the show Yo Momma on MTV. xD
Um... I know a ton but the only one I can think of right now is Yo Momma smell so bad secret told on her! OH SNAP! xD
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Chu
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:42 pm
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| XD My aunt used to watch that show. I never payed much attention to it, haha.
Yesterday in English a whole fourth of the room was telling them while everyone ignored them. xP
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MaxR
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:54 pm
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| YOur mom is so poor she put a McDonalds napkin on layaway xD
And she's so stupid she failed an IQ test...that a shovel passed!
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:mrgreen:
but yeah, I've used "Yo momma" Jokes before...they are funny =3
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Chu
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:11 pm
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| MaxR wrote: |
| And she's so stupid she failed an IQ test...that a shovel passed! |
I think I heard this joke on a television show. Something about someone taking a test and failing while a shovel and a candy necklace passed. XD
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MaxR
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:24 pm
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| you mean peter griffin xP
your mom is so fat she needs a tour guide to reach from her front to her back
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Angelic.Demon
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:25 pm
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| I heard this funny joke on tv xD
He was a xD
He had this puppet Peanut, and a Jalapeno on a stick (so he could hold it and move the mouth) named Jose
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Jeff Dunham(the ventriloquist): So what do you want for Christmas Jose?
Peanut: I think he needs a bigger stick!
-crowd laughs-
Jose: That's not what your mom said last night
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xD
Wasn't sure if I was supoosed to quote or not, so I did xD
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Chu
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:26 pm
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| @Max: Haha, I've heard that one.
@Demon: xP That's wonderful.
And yeah, you made the right choice. xP
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:27 pm
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| Overall I was disappointed with Jeff Dunham's christmas special. I think the only parts that made me laugh were with guitar guy, and a couple a peanut's lines were funny. x3x
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Angelic.Demon
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:30 pm
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| I liked one of his old christmas Special, but they re-run it too much xP
I liked the little super-hero guy, when he talked about his wife having super powers "Once a Month" xD
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MaxR
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 8:00 pm
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| XD OMG I love Jeff Dunham =P
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Fuzzey
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:31 pm
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| Angelic.Demon wrote: |
He had this puppet Peanut, and a Jalapeno on a stick (so he could hold it and move the mouth) named Jose
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I LOVE THAT DUDE
He's halarious,I love when Jose sings <33
I like Jingle Bombs,I memorized it XD
Me&my sis watch the special every year xDD
-cough-Anyways...
Everybody loves your mom jokes xDD
I hate it when people use them seriously though >.>;;
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Chu
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:33 pm
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| So do I. It's only a joke so don't take it seriously. DX Honestly.
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Fuzzey
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:35 pm
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| It also annoys me when people get offended,it not real,sometimes...D:
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Chu
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:41 pm
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