[contest] Design a Monster!

[Urboros]

MONSTER ENTRY
Monster Name: slimy snail
Image/description: http://i41.tinypic.com/2wqz5ew.png
Element: earth
Do they have more HP or more MP? mp
Is this monster a melee fighter or a magic user? magic
Do they hit often or dodge often? hit /snails aren't good dodgers
Anything else? they want to slime you with love

[Juneberry]

Hehe, that snail is adorable. I'd feel bad fighting it ;-;

[Chu]

Oh wow, I'm sorry. I feel really insensitive now.

That's crazy though, about your uncle. How do the doctors handle that, then? I guess there's not much you can do.


Thanks for the entry, Urboros! I'll add it now. How are you?

[Juneberry]

Basically, I believe you have to restrain him and let him clench his teeth and stuff while he gets surgery. I don't think he can even be put under, which is bad...But i'm not sure about that part.

Luckily for me, I am affected by that stuff. Though sometimes not well. :/

[Chu]

Wow. I hope he doesn't have to go through surgery often, then.

Ahh, that must be bad too. I'm a lightweight, so I pass out pretty quickly, heh. I didn't know that that sort of thing was hereditary, though. Guess it makes sense.

[Juneberry]

Hehe, I'm not a lightweight or a heavyweight, I think. Well, I AM heavy myself but...xD

[Chu]

xD I haven't had many experiences to prove that I'm a lightweight, but I've gone out fast for things before, so I just assume that I am.

[Juneberry]

Well, at least you'll be out quick if you ever need surgery (though I'd never wish it on anyone)? o.o;

[Chu]

Yeah, I'm not complaining. xP Just saying.

[Juneberry]

I know. I'd like to complain though that anesthetics still stink even if they work >:c

[Chu]

Anything related to doctors stinks if you ask me. /o/ But that's just because I'm a whiny baby who doesn't like to leave the house.

[Juneberry]

You and me both! Yay for the stay at home club! 8D

[Urboros]

well general anesthetics technically shut your body down so they're not really a cure all? great way to escape the pain for people who can have them. in some cases a necessity

for people who can there are local anesthetics like the ones at the dentist, that numb up an area.

surgery is scare stuff, but sometimes it is necessary

[Chu]

Yeah, I think so too. Thankfully I manage to stay away from the doctor enough so that it's rarely necessary.

Your avatar is looking fabulous, by the way! Very unique.

[Titanic]

I may or may not do this