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 PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:58 am Reply with quote        
I was doing some research on our classes and decided to get the bare-bones definition of a bard. I didn't anticipate this:
Google search wrote:
1. A poet, traditionally one reciting epics and associated with a particular oral tradition.
2. A slice of bacon placed on meat or game before roasting.

I just found that hilarious since we have a Bacon element. I really want a Bard NPC with the bacon element now. They will play the Bacon Flute!

Or, maybe a Bard discovered the bacon element in Midorea. They were a master chef/songwriter, and one drunken, fateful day, they were shocked to discover that one of their creations had come to life! But, this monster was unlike any that they had seen before. When the monster struck the Bard with a powerful blast, they were certain that they had the monster figured out: its element was bacon.

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 PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:02 pm Reply with quote        
Our Bacon, Our Bacon, claims our warriors' stomachs
I tell you, I tell you, the Bacon is NOMZ
With a pork-tasting power, of the ancient food art
Believe, believe, the Bacon NOMZ

It's an end to the evil of all Midorea's hungers
Beware, bewares, the Bacon is Nomz
For the hunger has passed, and the belly yet grows
You'll nom, you'll nom, the Bacon is nomz

Baaacooon Baaacoon
Nom nom nom Bacon
Is good nom nom nom Bacon nom
bacon yummy pork food nom
nomnom nom bacon yeah
is good nom nom bacon nom nom


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[EDIT: Apparently my reference was too obscure - that's a parody of "The Dragonborn Comes" that the bard sings in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.]

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 PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 9:34 am Reply with quote        
Just found this thread, and it is pure pwn-sauce Weeeee

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 PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:17 pm Reply with quote        
Dunno if that's a good definition of a bard, but it should be! XD
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